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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,372nd
The Sanduaguo Stan of
Democratic Socialists
The place for the pleasantly purple people of peace.
The High Hyacinth
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Purple Hyacinth

Population8.368 billion

CapitalThe City of the Prancing Petals
LeaderThe High Hyacinth
FaithHyacult

Currencyfragrant flower
Animalflower-eating menace

The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The High Hyacinth with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.368 billion Purple Hyacinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Prancing Petals. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 596 trillion fragrant flowers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,258 fragrant flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purple Hyacinthians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, all the playground's a stage for Purple Hyacinthian schoolchildren, and a government program is underway to revitalize Purple Hyacinth's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower-eating menace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyacult.

Purple Hyacinth is ranked 91,075th in the world and 976th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 497.95410492028 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,360thMost Cultured: 18,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,092ndMost Secular: 21,259thMost Income Equality: 27,544thSmartest Citizens: 28,278th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionNicest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionBest Weather: 284th in the regionMost Pacifist: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 325th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 328th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 349th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 377th in the regionSafest: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 473rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 512th in the regionLargest Populations: 552nd in the region

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