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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 381stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,914th
The Chairful Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The place for the pleasantly purple people of peace.
The High Hyacinth
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Purple Hyacinth

Population3.099 billion

CapitalThe City of the Prancing Petals
LeaderThe High Hyacinth
FaithHyacult

Currencyfragrant flower
Animalflower-eating menace

The Chairful Nation of Purple Hyacinth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The High Hyacinth with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.099 billion Purple Hyacinthians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Prancing Petals. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 219 trillion fragrant flowers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,737 fragrant flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purple Hyacinthians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, all the playground's a stage for Purple Hyacinthian schoolchildren, and a government program is underway to revitalize Purple Hyacinth's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower-eating menace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyacult.

Purple Hyacinth is ranked 187,207th in the world and 6,752nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 29.68 insults per minute.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,095thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,302ndNicest Citizens: 8,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,341stBest Weather: 9,034thMost Pacifist: 9,277thMost Inclusive: 9,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,701stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,749thHighest Food Quality: 11,014thHealthiest Citizens: 11,304thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,581stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,273rdSafest: 14,022ndMost Cultured: 14,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,679thMost Secular: 19,509thLargest Governments: 21,920thLowest Crime Rates: 22,003rd
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Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 264th in the regionNicest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 304th in the regionBest Weather: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 326th in the regionMost Inclusive: 343rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Pacifist: 361st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 363rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 433rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 446th in the regionSafest: 500th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545th in the regionLargest Governments: 582nd in the regionMost Secular: 606th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 616th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 709th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 737th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 825th in the regionMost Developed: 876th in the region

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