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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdMost Influential: 325thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,366th
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Purple Hyacinth

Population1.65 billion



The ENDORSE BEEPEE of Purple Hyacinth is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Flower with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.65 billion Purple Hyacinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flower. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 108 trillion flowers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,519 flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sophism.

Purple Hyacinth is ranked 15,445th in the world and 502nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,589.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdMost Influential: 325thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,107thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,583rdNicest Citizens: 8,867thMost Inclusive: 9,705thMost Pacifist: 9,941stBest Weather: 10,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,534thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,493rdMost Cultured: 15,687thSafest: 16,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,389thMost Secular: 20,812thLowest Crime Rates: 22,632ndLargest Governments: 24,164th
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 98th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 229th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 314th in the regionNicest Citizens: 318th in the regionBest Weather: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 343rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 362nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 378th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456th in the regionMost Cultured: 463rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 481st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 502nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 550th in the regionSafest: 585th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 676th in the regionLargest Governments: 714th in the regionMost Secular: 721st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 820th in the region

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