| Population | 3.099 billion |
| Capital | The City of the Prancing Petals |
| Leader | The High Hyacinth |
| Faith | Hyacult |
| Currency | fragrant flower |
| Animal | flower-eating menace |
The Chairful Nation of Purple Hyacinth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The High Hyacinth with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.099 billion Purple Hyacinthians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Prancing Petals. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 219 trillion fragrant flowers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,737 fragrant flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Purple Hyacinthians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, all the playground's a stage for Purple Hyacinthian schoolchildren, and a government program is underway to revitalize Purple Hyacinth's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower-eating menace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyacult.
Purple Hyacinth is ranked 187,207th in the world and 6,752nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 29.68 insults per minute.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by 
The Dominion of Leimarite Empire.
- : Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by
The Purple Island Paradise of Conexia.
- : Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by
The Really Green Moon of Emodea.
- : Purple Hyacinth endorsed
The Allied States of Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia.
- : Purple Hyacinth endorsed
The Holy Empire of United Metal Empire.
- : Purple Hyacinth endorsed
The United States of Vennos.
- : Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by The Allied States of Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia.
- : Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by The Holy Empire of United Metal Empire.
- : Purple Hyacinth was endorsed by The United States of Vennos.
- : Purple Hyacinth endorsed
The Kingdom of Raomatia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 392 » 
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