The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 19.957 billion Maartenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maartenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Dinis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,118 Dinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Cardinal is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, all the playground's a stage for Maartenian schoolchildren, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South St Maarten's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dutch Reformed Protestant.

South St Maarten is ranked 329,357^th in the world and 1,180^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.