The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.32 billion Weirtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 5.3%.

The thriving Weirtopian economy, worth 237 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,510 kidneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cloning has been banned, bewildered tourists help drug cartels hand out food to poor Weirtopians, disputed territories across Refugia are being claimed by Weirtopian college students, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the Femboy Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 281,805^th in the world and 320^th in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.