The Vague Definition of Liberal of New Equanimia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by New Equanimia's current leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.037 billion Equanimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Former New Adequatia City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Equanimian economy, worth 819 trillion New Equanimian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,793 New Equanimian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Equanimia's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Equanimia is ranked 197,246^th in the world and 153^rd in Refugia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,016.3 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.