The Republic of Melenavenia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lola Kulai with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.427 billion Melenavenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Patricia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Melenavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion MDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,833 MDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polar Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Melenavenia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melenavenia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melenavenia is ranked 309,298^th in the world and 358^th in Refugia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.04 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.