Population | 9.201 billion |
Capital | District of Patricia |
Leader | Prime Minister Lola Kulai |
Currency | MD |
Animal | polar bear |
The Republic of Melenavenia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lola Kulai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.201 billion Melenavenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Patricia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Melenavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion MDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,782 MDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The endangered saltwater humpback polar bear is only seen in captivity programs, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Prime Minister Lola Kulai is a silly poophead, many friends and relatives of Prime Minister Lola Kulai have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melenavenia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Melenavenia is ranked 10,331st in the world and 52nd in Refugia for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Melenavenia lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The United Socialist States of Jerzay.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Republic of Korcja.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Empire of NonDemocratic Piracy.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Free Land of Filepile 2.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Kingdom of Sympresa.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Principality of Talakmakan.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Free Land of Inity.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Borderlands of Nugget stack.
- : Melenavenia endorsed The Republic of Icelets.
World Assembly
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