by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 699thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,229th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
L'unité équivaut à la vie.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.427 billion

CapitalDistrict of Patricia
LeaderPrime Minister Lola Kulai

Animalpolar bear

The Republic of Melenavenia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lola Kulai with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.427 billion Melenavenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Patricia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Melenavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion MDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,833 MDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polar Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Melenavenia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melenavenia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melenavenia is ranked 309,298th in the world and 358th in Refugia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.04 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,767thSmartest Citizens: 3,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,932ndLargest Governments: 5,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,613thMost Cultured: 9,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,783rdMost Secular: 13,395thHighest Average Incomes: 14,135thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 17,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,596thHighest Economic Output: 19,733rdMost Stationary: 30,728th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the region

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