Population | 6.005 billion |
Capital | Place |
Leader | Rock the Dwayne Johnson |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Stonk |
Animal | Blåhaj |
The Queer Utopia of Liphia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rock the Dwayne Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.005 billion Liphians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Place. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Liphian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Stonks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 178,715 Stonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Rock the Dwayne Johnson, Liphian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Rock the Dwayne Johnson to meetings with foreign heads of state, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liphia's national animal is the Blåhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Liphia is ranked 286,818th in the world and 325th in Refugia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -18.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Rock the Dwayne Johnson to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, Liphian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- :
Liphia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend SherpDaWerp".
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Rock the Dwayne Johnson.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Liphia.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, Liphian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
- : Following new legislation in
Liphia, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
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Liphia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "End Blood Sports"".
World Assembly
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