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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,821stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,871stMost Influential: 5,163rd
The Apocalyptic Hangover of
Democratic Socialists
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ImSaLiA

Population5.407 billion

CapitalImsalian Capital City
LeaderEwis Taan
FaithStargazing

Currencylightning strike
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The Apocalyptic Hangover of ImSaLiA is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ewis Taan with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.407 billion Imsalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imsalian Capital City. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imsalian economy, worth 813 trillion lightning strikes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,498 lightning strikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and military training in ImSaLiA emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImSaLiA's national animal is the b̸͖̱̾o̵̺̰̽y̴̧̋k̵̗̒̉i̴͖̊̃s̸̥͑ͅs̷͓̅e̶͉͒̚r̷, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stargazing.

ImSaLiA is ranked 81,887th in the world and 81st in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 17.32 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,821stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,871stMost Influential: 5,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,187thMost Inclusive: 9,677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,066thMost Developed: 12,949thHighest Food Quality: 13,743rdTop
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Most Secular: 14,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,473rdSmartest Citizens: 16,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,083rdNicest Citizens: 17,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,813thLargest Governments: 21,865thHighest Average Incomes: 22,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,564thMost Efficient Economies: 24,955thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,269thMost Income Equality: 26,212thHealthiest Citizens: 26,418thLowest Crime Rates: 27,002ndMost Cultured: 27,568thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,093rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ImSaLiA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, military training in ImSaLiA emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in ImSaLiA, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : ImSaLiA was endorsed by The Incorporated States of HARRIS ASIA.

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