The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyan Nyan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.379 billion Narwhals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Narwhal economy, worth 63.3 trillion fish a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,880 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The North Pacific, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Narwhal is ranked 15,565^th in the world and 779^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.