The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nyan Nyan with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.819 billion Narwhals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Narwhal economy, worth 225 trillion fish a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,032 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nyan Nyan is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Narwhal is ranked 174,877^th in the world and 33^rd in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.