The Flying blob 🐳 of Narwhal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nyan Nyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 5.233 billion Narwhals enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Narwhal economy, worth 310 trillion fish a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 59,248 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nyan Nyan is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cetaceanic.

Narwhal is ranked 236,844^th in the world and 176^th in Refugia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.