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Nudest: 157thMost Influential: 827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,519th
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Civil Rights
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Narwhal

Population10.791 billion

CapitalAtlantis
LeaderKoholaliʻiliʻi
FaithCetaceanic

Currencyfish
Animalnarwhal

The Hehe of Narwhal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koholaliʻiliʻi with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 10.791 billion Narwhals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Narwhal economy, worth 698 trillion fish a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,690 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhal's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cetaceanic.

Narwhal is ranked 291,328th in the world and 315th in Refugia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12.08 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 157thMost Influential: 827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,317thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,436thBest Weather: 9,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,125thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,274thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,898thNicest Citizens: 15,361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,283rdMost Inclusive: 22,809thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,551stHighest Food Quality: 25,870thSmartest Citizens: 26,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,471stMost Pacifist: 29,063rd
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the region

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