by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,749thBest Weather: 2,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,923rd
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
King Jalen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.919 billion

LeaderKing Jalen II

AnimalNotting Wolf

The Kingdom of Nottinghaven is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jalen II with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.919 billion Nottinghavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinghavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Nottings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,755 Nottings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Nottinghaven's hospitals, King Jalen II can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nottinghaven's national animal is the Notting Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nottinghaven is ranked 58,062nd in the world and 25th in Refugia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 191,908 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,749thTop
Best Weather: 2,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,075thHealthiest Citizens: 3,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,692ndNicest Citizens: 3,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,916thMost Developed: 4,264thLargest Governments: 4,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,463rdMost Inclusive: 4,615thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,734thSafest: 5,841stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,897thMost Cultured: 6,299thSmartest Citizens: 6,304thMost Influential: 9,728thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,588thHighest Average Incomes: 11,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,832ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,036thMost Pacifist: 15,910thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,470th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nottinghaven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinghaven, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinghaven, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Nottinghaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinghaven, King Jalen II can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Nottinghaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Nottinghaven lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.
  • : Nottinghaven endorsed The Lacking of HumanSanity.
  • : Nottinghaven was endorsed by The Lacking of HumanSanity.
  • : Nottinghaven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".


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