The Kingdom of Nottinghaven is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jalen II with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.097 billion Nottinghavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinghavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion Nottings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,941 Nottings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nottinghaven's national animal is the Notting Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nottinghaven is ranked 182,308^th in the world and 237^th in Refugia for Most Authoritarian, with 385.5 milliStalins.