The Councillorship of The Star Enpire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Councillor-Enperor Pier II with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 18.938 billion Starnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmont. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion pies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,560 pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, notable individuals are granted land and titles, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Starnian politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Star Enpire's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Holy Church of Spode.

The Star Enpire is ranked 310,694^th in the world and 376^th in Refugia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19.08 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.