The National Assembly of The Star Enpire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Enperor Pier II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 18.921 billion Starnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmont. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion pies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,561 pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, Starnians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, bars are packed at all hours, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Star Enpire's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Holy Church of Spode.

The Star Enpire is ranked 197,602^nd in the world and 218^th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 343.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.