The Feudal Sultanate of Jazur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Llamu Deyi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.775 billion Jazuris are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asumelí. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jazuri economy, worth 120 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,645 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jazur's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Jazur is ranked 301,811^th in the world and 517^th in Refugia for Most Secular, with 2.3 Atheism Rate.