The Queendom of Golden gateway is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sophia valentine with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.867 billion Golden gatewayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox's Den. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden gatewayian economy, worth 613 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,000 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Fox's Den Foxes' triumph against long odds, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and Sophia valentine has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden gateway's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Community and State.

Golden gateway is ranked 222,840^th in the world and 262^nd in Refugia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.63 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.