Population | 10.355 billion |
Capital | the Admin Tower |
Leader | Arch-Administrator Luca |
Faith | The Zyqxuwy |
Currency | planet |
Animal | SimpleBot |
The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Administrator Luca with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.355 billion Refugi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Admin Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Refugi economy, worth a remarkable 2,974 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,205 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and books are so highly regarded in Refuge Isle that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Refuge Isle's national animal is the SimpleBot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zyqxuwy.
Refuge Isle is ranked 1,611th in the world and 3rd in Refugia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 15,696.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, books are so highly regarded in Refuge Isle that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in
Refuge Isle, they say that Refugi made a dessert and called it peace.