The EPSA Naval Officer of Lucklife is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Santa LL with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.645 billion Lucklifeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scymore. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucklifean economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion Tomorins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,471 Tomorins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Scymore, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucklife's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stargazing.

Lucklife is ranked 305,979^th in the world and 4,082^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.61 Obesity Rate.