The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.765 billion Rhodeve are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 5,585 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,187 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 72,560^th in the world and 36^th in Forest for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 41.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.