WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Heads is Tails of Saint Lucifer
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Embassies: Hell, Icecrown Citadel, The Red Empire of the Toad, Zombieland, Philosophy 115, The Satanic Cathedral, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, Heaven, Hippy Haven, Agora, Avadam Inn, A Liberal Haven, New York, Homelands, The Iceberg Lounge, and 14 others.South Pacific, Bus Stop, The Fascist State, FNR Defense Association, Krillin, Elparia, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, Hades, The Great Universe, LGBT University, Atlantis, The Great Experiment, and StarClan Warriors.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Underworld
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
As a region, Underworld is ranked 5,785th in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
|1.||The Infinite Kingdom of Boarder Princes||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”|
|2.||The Disputed Territories of No no no nope no no no no||Psychotic Dictatorship||“No no no nope no no no no”|
|3.||The Kingdom of The Iron Helm||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Do More Than Your Duty”|
|4.||The Beautiful Soul of Mrev the Dead Goblin||Iron Fist Consumerists||“How much for my Soul? ”|
|5.||The Zealous Militia of Irishplace||New York Times Democracy||“Peace through destruction, brothers.”|
|6.||The Ζsirian Imperium of Norway Realm||Father Knows Best State||“For til vern om det stornorske riket”|
|7.||The Holy Empire of Six Feet Under||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Do Not Resuscitate”|
|8.||The King of the Dark Side of Vader Knows Best 6||Corporate Police State||“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”|
|9.||The Hungry Like The Wolf of Freddy Boy||Left-Leaning College State||“Straddle the line in discord and rhyme.”|
|10.||The Most Serene Republic of The Closest Thing To Hell||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Run.”|
- : Fallaciouss ceased to exist.
- : Ihrinwe ceased to exist.
- : Samsara-nirnan ceased to exist.
- : Parhna ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Crabsea of the region Mission Crabs proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Borderlands of Space and Time arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Empire of Interitus arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Kingdom of Rabukur departed this region for Mordor.
- : The Kingdom of Rabukur arrived from Osiris.
- : Ourfiretopia ceased to exist.
Underworld Regional Message Board
Child molesters or abusers are to be fastened to a hurdle, hung, drawn, and quartered, or blood eagled. Animal abusers, drivers who take up more then two parking spaces, merge without their turn blinkers on, incompetent drivers in general (I give clemency to older people and teenagers), people who needlessly instigate drama/borderline and then whine "For some reason my life is full of drama, but I have no idea why!", people who are deliberately rude to service staff and janitors go straight to Tartarus.
♫ As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that
And all third persons who on spoiling tκte-α-tκtes insist
They'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed!
He's got 'em on the list he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed they'll none of 'em be missed
There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race
And the piano-organist I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face
They never would be missed they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist
I don't think she'd be missed I'm sure she'd not he missed!
He's got her on the list he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed I'm sure she'll not be missed!
And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife
The Judicial humorist I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life
They'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind
Such as What d'ye call him Thing'em-bob, and likewise Never-mind
And 'St 'st 'st and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list
For they'd none of 'em be missed they'd none of 'em be missed!
You may put 'em on the list you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed they'll none of 'em be missed! ♫
*pokes through the smoldering embers* Is anyone left conscious here?
I see that our President expired without even taking office. I guess that the shock of winning was too much for him so I am declaring the Presidency open and will announce a new election cycle to begin soon.