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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes (elected )

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 352nd Most Valuable International Artwork: 388th Most Nations: 398th+17
Rudest Citizens: 510th Most Avoided: 740th Most Armed: 788th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,040th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,360th Highest Crime Rates: 1,363rd Fattest Citizens: 1,382nd Nudest: 1,571st Largest Black Market: 1,582nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,770th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,794th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,847th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,854th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,057th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,258th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,475th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,734th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.



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Construction of embassies with Corvinian Archipelago Frontier has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Unification Ottomane de Shura has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with The Democratic Assembly has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 3 others.Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 70 nations, the 398th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Welfare Programs in The Bar on the corner of every region

Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 9,048th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Explosive Bolognaise of Princes Risborough and its RepublicsLeft-Leaning College State“If you telegram, I will only respond about a week later”
2.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceIron Fist Consumerists“It's morphin' time!”
3.The Grand Combine of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
4.The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la MorrelaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“No. No.”
5.The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of ArcticfoxxoCivil Rights Lovefest“The bond's Name. James NameBondName's the james.Bames”
6.The Soviet Socialist Republic of TchaikoveskyCorrupt Dictatorship“Workers of the world, unite!”
7.The BB of BBPsychotic Dictatorship“BB”
8.The Smile of I am Jacks Complete Lack Of SurpriseAnarchy“Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?”
9.The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany ZanesFather Knows Best State“Zzzzz...”
10.The Centrist Democratic Republic of Of BlocistanNew York Times Democracy“Sometimes inaction is the best action”
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The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board

Zany Zanes wrote:

The bartender points to the very fair rates posted.

Woooah, that's not the list you gave me last night

YouTube Inc wrote:Woooah, that's not the list you gave me last night

Oh, yeah, I… might’ve had something to do with that.

Malalonius wrote:YOU DO NOT DOMINATE ME…

Yeah because you're more intimidating!
I'm just pretty :3

Zany Zanes wrote:As fun as it is getting a front row seat your convoluted foreplay, you'd best take anything further upstairs. Rates are posted on the door.

The bartender points to the very fair rates posted.

Aww, but why would I dominate them like that~
They aren't worthy.

ULTIMATE SHAGGY wrote:
CHAT IS THIS R I Z Z????
NVM HE FUMBLED 💀💀💀
HOW DID HE BAG THE GYATT STILL?????
HE SUICIDES!! WHAT A TWIST!!!!
WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BROZ RIZZ IS INFINITE
OOH GOD NVM HE FUMBLED SO HARD HE SUCCUMBED TO THE G-FORCE OF PLUTO 💀💀💀💀
.how?
this should be a Disney movie.
Welcome back.

What the hail is a rizz and the fock is a gyatt..

GlassTerra wrote:Yeah because you're more intimidating!
I'm just pretty :3

Oh, yeah, these feathers and… useless extra wing-things are used to attract female phoenixes.
But you’re not a phoenix, so I use them for dominance.

GlassTerra wrote:Aww, but why would I dominate them like that~
They aren't worthy.

I AM WORTHY, LIL NO-CHEEKS.

GlassTerra wrote:What the hail is a rizz and the fock is a gyatt..

I can’t tell if you’re bluffing or genuinely don’t know…

Malalonius wrote:Indeed. GlassTerra, take this to… Hells Lounge

Fine...

can i get a chocolate milk pretty please
oh with whipped cream
and a lil bit of marshmallow fluff roasted with a butane torch (if you dont have one in your kitchen you can borrow mine)
and topped with a piece of chocolate that has been slightly melted with said torch?
thanks in advance. i will tip you 500 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 cash if it is perfect.

Reformed Main Page wrote:can i get a chocolate milk pretty please
oh with whipped cream
and a lil bit of marshmallow fluff roasted with a butane torch (if you dont have one in your kitchen you can borrow mine)
and topped with a piece of chocolate that has been slightly melted with said torch?
thanks in advance. i will tip you 500 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 cash if it is perfect.

Haha this region is the best 😁

The drunk cousco is here.....

Materialises on plates at every table within the Bar...

Cousco wrote:I want one glass with vodka pls 🤣

The bartender serves a glass of vodka.

Enjoy!

YouTube Inc wrote:Woooah, that's not the list you gave me last night

The bartender shrugs.

I don't control the room rates, just point 'em out.

Reformed Main Page wrote:can i get a chocolate milk pretty please
oh with whipped cream
and a lil bit of marshmallow fluff roasted with a butane torch (if you dont have one in your kitchen you can borrow mine)
and topped with a piece of chocolate that has been slightly melted with said torch?
thanks in advance. i will tip you 500 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 cash if it is perfect.

The bartender pours a glass of chocolate milk, turning to deliver the drink they stop to grab some whipped cream as added in a last second instruction by the customer. Turning again to set down the glass they sigh and get to work placing the marshmallow fluff on top and roasting with a butane torch. Once finished they finally place the glass down and add a piece of chocolate slightly melted with aforementioned torch.

Enjoy.

A Full English Breakfast wrote:Materialises on plates at every table within the Bar...

The bartender worries about the plates tucked away in the cabinets. Oh well, not their job.

Zany Zanes *gives 500 freaky cash*

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