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The Bar on the corner of every region RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia (elected )

Founder: The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New Jermany

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Board Poll Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 315th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321st Rudest Citizens: 461st+16
Highest Crime Rates: 660th Most Armed: 717th Fattest Citizens: 735th Most Rebellious Youth: 804th Most Valuable International Artwork: 861st Most Avoided: 1,170th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,269th Largest Black Market: 1,475th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,505th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,509th Largest Retail Industry: 1,539th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,926th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,988th Most Devout: 2,292nd Nudest: 2,471st Largest Gambling Industry: 2,559th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.

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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 67 nations, the 315th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 1,475th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs WitnessFather Knows Best State“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”
2.The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of PtolemaiciaFather Knows Best State“No matter what, the matter is sins forgot Fabulous”
3.The Dictatorship of Zedong maoCorporate Police State“Mao zedong”
4.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“Eat the rich!”
5.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceIron Fist Consumerists“It's morphin' time!”
6.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
7.The Darkly Comic Misadventures of -Drinky Crow-Father Knows Best State“Being drunk is the worst feeling, except all the others”
8.The Forested Area of The Last Abode of PandoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Trees Are Better Than People”
9.The Double D of DDFather Knows Best State“Ducatti”
10.The Autonomous Collective of YootoepeeuhInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom - At Mr Happy's Funland!”
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Poll called by The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

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The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner wrote:"I can't be the only one who thinks that it's unfair and biased for the position of delegate to only be available to WA members. I want to be delegate, but I'm being kept down!"

On the other hand, you could certainly become Delegate for the Magic Restroom. We can coordinate our insurrections.

Now get back to work. Those toilets ain't gonna scrub themselves, and Cthulhu is looking like ze needs to drop a load soon.

The Witness wakes up from yet another nap and groans, looking around.

I smell gradual systemic collapse... And some crumbling infrastructure about to burst a pipe. Might be my secret pipe.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:The Witness wakes up from yet another nap and groans, looking around.
I smell gradual systemic collapse... And some crumbling infrastructure about to burst a pipe. Might be my secret pipe.

"Gradual"? What do ... Er, yeah!--Gradual! Of course the collapse of everything we know and love is happening gradually.

Thanks for the endorsement, by the way.

In honour of the Ascendancy of the new Delegate, the Pastafarians have prepared a little liturgy for the occasion of Investiture.

A reading from the Sacred Texts:

"His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal, without beginning and without end, and with a whole tangled mess in the middle. He willed All That There Is into existence when He saw fit to do so and in the order He chose. He prankishly thwarts all human attempts to find out exactly when or how this might have occurred."

In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen.

The Homily:

As you heard in today's gospel reading, brothers and sisters, HE with the Meaty Balls did will everything into existence however he wished. How things occur is outside of our knowledge. It is simply our place to accept what happens, trusting in his invisible noodly appendages to guide all things for the best. Although the incoming delegate may be an odd choice, it is clearly the will of HE who boiled for our sins, brought about by the comical chaos that is so characteristic of him. The will of the the Flying Spaghetti Monster acts in mysterious ways, but the will of the people of the Bar to select a new delegate is surely ultimately his will. Thus, all must rejoice for Brocklandia, most foul, but he shall be redeemed by HIM whom we eat to receive eternal life. Please most worshipful Monster, reach out to this disturbed and delusional man and bring him into your loving embrace, wrapping him in your warm tentacles and engulfing him in your divine sauce. Touch his heart, and make it be filled with your starchy goodness. Fill him, overwhelm and glut him with food for the soul, attack and stop his heart, but revive him with shocks and make him anew, to free him from guilt so that he may reign wisely, with a hand as firm as your appendage is limp! R'Amen.

May the Monster save the Delegate, and send him many years of sunshine days!

Although the Cult of Cthulhu has not prepared an oration, we do approve of chaos and destruction! Le roi est mort, vive le roi!

I, the LORD, have sought out a man after my own heart; and I, the LORD, working through the will of the people, have appointed him to be Delegate over the people, because previous ones have not kept what I, the LORD, have commanded them. Arise, I anoint Brocklandia; for this is he! I touch thee; I bless thee!

Brocklandia is the 14th Delegate of the Bar. We thank the 13th Delegate for their lengthy service of 652 days, the longest uninterrupted delegacy in the Bar's history, equivalent to more than a third of the Bar's existence (although United furry alliance has served the most time total from multiple delegacies). Another entry has been added to the old and venerable (?) list:

B I B O · E R G O · S U M

The Delegates
The Bar on the Corner
of Every Region

1st Delegate of the Bar

Mao pingpong

Reigned from May 14, 2016 to May 18, 2016,
a total of 4 days

2nd Delegate of the Bar


Reigned from May 18, 2016 to May 19, 2016,
a total of 1 day

3rd Delegate of the Bar

The samlands

Reigned from May 19, 2016 to May 31, 2016,
a total of 11 days

4th Delegate of the Bar

Mao pingpong

Reigned from May 31, 2016 to June 6, 2016,
a total of 5 days

5th Delegate of the Bar

The samlands

Reigned from June 6, 2016 to June 20, 2016,
a total of 14 days

6th Delegate of the Bar

Mao pingpong

Reigned from June 20, 2016 to August 13, 2016,
a total of 53 days

7th Delegate of the Bar

United furry alliance

Reigned from August 13, 2016 to July 15, 2017,
a total of 336 days

8th Delegate of the Bar

Fabulously fabulous

Reigned from July 15, 2017 to July 16, 2017,
a total of 12 hours

9th Delegate of the Bar

United furry alliance

Reigned from July 16, 2017 to January 29, 2019,
a total of 562 days

10th Delegate of the Bar

Fabulously fabulous

Reigned from January 29, 2019 to March 18, 2019,
a total of 48 days

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11th Delegate of the Bar

The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back

Reigned from March 18, 2019 to May 14, 2019,
a total of 57 days

12th Delegate of the Bar

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Reigned on May 14, 2019,
a total of 12 hours


13th Delegate of the Bar

The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back

Reigned from May 14, 2019 to February 25, 2021,
a total of 652 days

14th Delegate of the Bar

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Reigning from February 25, 2021 to the Present


Read dispatch

May the twin tendrils of the Bar's two patron gods deal favorably with thee: the Flying Spaghetti, that his noodly appendage may bless thee; and Cthulhu, that his tentacle may stay its destruction from thee. Represent the Bar with φρόνησις.

Discussion Point:

You may or may have not heard of Franco (Dictator of Spain from 1936-1975). Before he died, he appointed Juan Carlos as King of Spain to be his heir. Juan Carlos had a son, Felipe, who is now King of Spain and recently a Catalan Rapper was arrested for insulting the Spanish monarchy and allegedly glorifying “terrorism” in his music. Do you agree with the following statement...

Spain is still carrying on its dictatorship but in a different way to like Franco did.

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Does this mean we need a new janitor?

cause I mean....
we could do a... vote?

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