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Highest Crime Rates: 279th Most Nations: 326th Rudest Citizens: 418th+15
Most Rebellious Youth: 610th Most Avoided: 626th Most Armed: 710th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 747th Fattest Citizens: 778th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,050th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,065th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,458th Largest Retail Industry: 1,480th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,668th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,687th Largest Black Market: 1,737th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,862nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,009th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,418th
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 79 nations, the 326th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Disposable Incomes in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census calculated the average incomes of citizens after paying tax.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 1,668th in the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt“The car won't start!”
2.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
3.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
4.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.”
5.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“We made it!”
6.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
7.The Deep Space Scurvy Dog of Valkyrie RebornFather Knows Best State“Better to Reign in Hell...”
8.The Sky Pirate's Clockwork Fleet of Die LuftraumAnarchy“”
9.The Blue Corporation of Corporation CorpCapitalizt“All for the corporation”
10.The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New JermanyCapitalist Paradise“Please send telegrams to Regional Officers instead”
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Regional Poll • Bar Religious Survey

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe wrote:The Bar on the Corner of Every Region is home to a variety of faiths. Which god do you believe in? Which religion do you belong do?

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Arghoth wrote:Uh. I have clothing, apparently you don't, did I make a typo? You may need a shiv.

A "shiv" is a homemade or improvised knife. What were you trying to say I need? Because our kitchen is packed to the rafters with real knives, and Cheffy will probably loan me several.

Did I say "loan me"? I meant "lunge at me with."

Congrats Ratfink. You get to judge the next poetry contest. Let us know if you have a style or theme that you want to see.

Brocklandia wrote:You're just looking for another opportunity to backhand ... er, pat my bare buttocks. If we had an HR department not consisting of TheOrc, I'd file a complaint.

Brockybaby…put some clothing on

Hugh Jass

That is brock’s new name

Claibornia wrote:Brockybaby…put some clothing on

"Clothing"? What's that? If that's like a lunch special, I'll be happy to start one grilling for you.

Brocklandia wrote:"Clothing"? What's that?

This is called, pants. You put it on your legs.

Brocklandia wrote:"Clothing"? What's that? If that's like a lunch special, I'll be happy to start one grilling for you.

“Rule number 1: Compliment Brock’s butt. Doing so may keep him from bothering you in the future. Probably.”

Zombie Barmaid wrote:Hey man don't judge...

Brocklandia wrote:One person's "pity" is another person's "Wednesday barbecue lunch special." Order up!

I mean, you could just throw once in a while a dead nation or two in the dumpster behind the bar. For the unfortunate ones, who are not privileged enough to sit inside, slapping the buttocks of a horse all day. Think of the children for one, won't you? 

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congrats Ratfink. You get to judge the next poetry contest. Let us know if you have a style or theme that you want to see.

In the grand tradition of looking at the calendar and choosing a theme that way, pride month begins today and so the theme is: Pride. Whatever meaning you find drawn to. Whether that be associated with the month's LGBTQ subject, a particular alliterative Jane Austen novel, a group of lions, or the one that comes before the fall.

Claibornia wrote:Hugh Jass

That is brock’s new name

As a member of the ancestral clan of Jass, I am perusing our lineage charts and family histories and have unfortunately found no mention of Brock among the descendants. Nor do they appear to have married into the house. We really must insist that they at least agree to marrying some distant, ineffectual Jass relation on a remote branch of the family tree. For instance, we've been having a hell of a time trying to marry off our dear cousin Candida Jass...

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