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Most Nations: 371st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th Rudest Citizens: 520th+15
Most Valuable International Artwork: 624th Highest Crime Rates: 647th Most Avoided: 686th Most Armed: 790th Fattest Citizens: 939th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 994th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,065th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,194th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,419th Largest Retail Industry: 1,488th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,754th Largest Black Market: 1,797th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,919th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,430th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,830th
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 76 nations, the 371st most in the world.

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The Best Weather in The Bar on the corner of every region

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 27,842nd in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dont drink cheap wine of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
2.The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed LongspurMoralistic Democracy“Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High”
3.The Grand Combine of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
4.The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of ArcticfoxxoCivil Rights Lovefest“The bond's Name. James NameBondName's the james.Bames”
5.The All Consuming Platform of YouTube IncInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity”
6.The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany ZanesFather Knows Best State“Zzzzz...”
7.The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la MorrelaDemocratic Socialists“No. No.”
8.The Who are you of Maple Hockey CanadiaPsychotic Dictatorship“I am not America, eh!”
9.The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of RottweilerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“*Growls Menacingly*”
10.The Democratic Technomancy of GurklandCapitalizt“Ab ovo usque ad mala”
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Zany Zanes wrote:Sure.

The bartender sets down a glass of rum.

Just keep drinking, I'll let you know when we're out. Enjoy.

O.K. I'm just hoping I don't get out of here drunk.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Tsk, tsk. Probably with the windows up too. Likely how they lost their wisdom teeth as well.

Oh, right! I cleared my throat, eventually bringing in my sweet tooth from the supposed door. What's the besr thing you can make with Rum, Butterscotch Schnapps, and maple syrup? And you can add Irish Cream, too.

Can I get an X-large stack of pancakes to go with my surplus of maple syrup, eh?
And a nectar to mourn the demise of my old friend Ratfink D:
*Places Canadandam cheese on a platter on an altar for the little rat buddy*

Hello we came to ask if we could recruit from your region if not just say no and I'll leave


Suprema Japan wrote:Hello we came to ask if we could recruit from your region if not just say no and I'll leave

No recruiting. There's a Factbook sign over the door and everything.

    🍻 No RMB recruitment 🥂

Brocklandia wrote:No recruiting. There's a Factbook sign over the door and everything.

    🍻 No RMB recruitment 🥂

I didn't see it my bad

Hey hows it going

Hongajo wrote:Oh, right! I cleared my throat, eventually bringing in my sweet tooth from the supposed door. What's the besr thing you can make with Rum, Butterscotch Schnapps, and maple syrup? And you can add Irish Cream, too.

Hmmm, we can throw them together and find out. Can't be any worse than anything else we serve. *The penguin mixes together the ingredients then puts them in a glass to serve to the customer*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Can I get an X-large stack of pancakes to go with my surplus of maple syrup, eh?
And a nectar to mourn the demise of my old friend Ratfink D:
*Places Canadandam cheese on a platter on an altar for the little rat buddy*

*The penguin puts down a plate of pancakes* Nice to see you here again. I miss the rat too. *A zombie slowly comes over with the nectar*

The Traditional States wrote:Hey hows it going

Not bad. How're you? Need a drink?

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