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Most Nations: 238th Rudest Citizens: 512th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 682nd+13
Most Rebellious Youth: 833rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 839th Fattest Citizens: 863rd Most Armed: 896th Most Avoided: 1,024th Highest Crime Rates: 1,313th Largest Black Market: 1,751st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,806th Largest Retail Industry: 1,939th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,385th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,398th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,438th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,651st
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 92 nations, the 238th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Income Equality in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census boffins calculated the difference in incomes between the richest and poorest citizens, where a score of 50 would mean that poor incomes are 50% of rich incomes.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 13,667th in the world for Most Income Equality.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of ChronialScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Pathei Mathos”
2.The Who are you of Maple Hockey CanadiaPsychotic Dictatorship“I am not America, eh!”
3.The Democratically elected state of Kitty HitlerCorrupt Dictatorship“Der Kratzbaum über alles”
4.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsLeft-wing Utopia“Eat the rich!”
5.The Wisdom of Jedi Master YodaLiberal Democratic Socialists“So Certain Are You”
6.The Democratic States of AquanellScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Without freedom, we are nothing.”
7.The Forested Area of The Last Abode of PandoDemocratic Socialists“Trees Are Better Than People”
8.The Red Lipstick District of Lisa FrenchCorrupt Dictatorship“If I put my leg up.. will you slip over it or under it?”
9.The Republic of Zombie DucksPsychotic Dictatorship“We’re all dead now and will haunt you!”
10.The Family of Mother FutureCorrupt Dictatorship“Transcend the limits of reality”
1234. . .910»

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Post self-deleted by Brocklandia.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Have you checked for nits?

I have....

I don't have any. That's good.

I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...

Oh well. I'll find out later

Definitely Toby wrote:I have....

I don't have any. That's good.

The shadow keeps their distance.

Definitely Toby wrote:

I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

Zany Zanes wrote:It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?

Hint: It was that one.

Brocklandia wrote:All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?

Hint: It was that one.


You ever teach one to shake?

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadow keeps their distance.

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

is playing with pokemon cards

I can't hear well...

I couldn't hear well, after the Minecraft Roblox War of 2017. I heard better, after the Tumblr purge of '18, and my hearing ran away once and for all, when I got a job in December of 2020.

Now I sign on occasion(mainly cause I'm quiet), but people at work don't seem to understand I'm signing... not enough people sign...

Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

places a box on a table nearby from underneath it, waiting for someone to grab it

goes into a trapdoor underneath that table, reappearing at the ceiling

Definitely Toby wrote:...

Appears right behind you; whispering into your ear...

What are you doing?

Brocklandia wrote:Of course it is. "Beeswax" is filed between "Bees" and "Beelzebul." As for why we're organized, trust me: You don't want to get them confused. One of those is fun to have drinks with, and the other is a real pain. I'll let you decide which is which.

Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun

Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares

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