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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia (elected )

Founder: The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New Jermany

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 300th Most Nations: 313th Rudest Citizens: 467th+17
Highest Crime Rates: 526th Most Valuable International Artwork: 610th Fattest Citizens: 685th Most Avoided: 690th Most Armed: 769th Most Rebellious Youth: 860th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,001st Largest Black Market: 1,166th Nudest: 1,370th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,411th Largest Retail Industry: 1,469th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,514th Most Devout: 1,652nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,706th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,772nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,321st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,394th
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 71 nations, the 313th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 3,642nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
2.The Futurist Federal Republic of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
3.The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of PtolemaiciaFather Knows Best State“Blood for the old Gods, Water for the New King”
4.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceFather Knows Best State“It's morphin' time!”
5.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“Ayo, we made it!”
6.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
7.The Scientific States of MindonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For Science!”
8.The Most Serene Republic of UntermenschCivil Rights Lovefest“Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker”
9.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“Eat the rich!”
10.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”
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Ratfink wrote:Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold

Pulls out bottle of Rodent Repellent and starts spraying.

Shoo! Go back to your holes in the basment!

Hermes Express 123 wrote:Lord Hermes walks into the bar and takes a seat
Oi, barkeep. What drinks you got? Anything godly?

Does "godly" refer to the number of times people say "oh, God" during or after the drinking? Well, let's see ... The tap water almost destroyed the world once, and the oily drippings from the air-conditioner made an entire troop of Cub Scouts violently ill last week ... Or there's this bottle of blue stuff that opened a portal to another universe--Windex, I think it's called. So just name your poison.

Ratfink wrote:

Added to the Bar's Jukebox.

Hermes Express 123 wrote:Shoo! Go back to your holes in the basment!

Now, now--don't be hasty. Make sure Ratfink pays hir tab first, then chase hir off.

Brocklandia wrote:Now, now--don't be hasty. Make sure ratfink pays hir tab first, then chase hir off.

His Lordship, over there, said he was picking it up...

Ratfink wrote:His Lordship, over there, said he was picking it up...

As long as the tabs are paid (and no one notices the suspicious extra charges I've tacked on), I don't care whose credit card is used to pay 'em.

Hello, are there any fried laptops here?

Hello Gentleman
Do you serve the mtn dew-doritos drink here?

Fine Brothers Entertainment wrote:Hello, are there any fried laptops here?

Grimaces before standing up and grabbing some paper and a pen.

It'll take a minute.

The Peacful Union of The world wrote:Hello Gentleman
Do you serve the mtn dew-doritos drink here?

Tossing the paper with the previous order through the kitchen window with a clatter, they turn to the next patron.

Mm...yeah. Hold on, it's probably pretty far in the back.

Stepping back they open a door and descend quietly. Some clinking of bottles can be heard faintly and a TV clicks on, the light flickering through the cracks of the door. Many minutes go by as the noise in the kitchen gets louder. Clanging and an explosion, the window to the kitchen burst open, smoke and flames pouring out for a moment before the shutters slam shut. There's a roar and then silence. A tray holding a fried laptop slides out gently. The bartender steps through the door empty handed and picks up the tray, moving through the dissipating smoke and setting it before Fine Brothers Entertainment.


They walk over to a cabinet and grab a bottle of mtn dew-doritos drink and set it before The Peacful Union of The world.


Fine Brothers Entertainment wrote:Hello, are there any fried laptops here?

Is there any other kind? They all end up fried, and only the cook-time varies.

Zany Zanes wrote:Grimaces before standing up and grabbing some paper and a pen.

It'll take a minute.

Tossing the paper with the previous order through the kitchen window with a clatter, they turn to the next patron.

Mm...yeah. Hold on, it's probably pretty far in the back.

Stepping back they open a door and descend quietly. Some clinking of bottles can be heard faintly and a TV clicks on, the light flickering through the cracks of the door. Many minutes go by as the noise in the kitchen gets louder. Clanging and an explosion, the window to the kitchen burst open, smoke and flames pouring out for a moment before the shutters slam shut. There's a roar and then silence. A tray holding a fried laptop slides out gently. The bartender steps through the door empty handed and picks up the tray, moving through the dissipating smoke and setting it before Fine Brothers Entertainment.


They walk over to a cabinet and grab a bottle of mtn dew-doritos drink and set it before The Peacful Union of The world.


Thank you very much

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