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Most Nations: 234th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd Most Armed: 861st+14
Rudest Citizens: 930th Most Rebellious Youth: 945th Fattest Citizens: 948th Most Valuable International Artwork: 969th Highest Crime Rates: 1,326th Most Avoided: 1,405th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,483rd Largest Retail Industry: 1,759th Nudest: 1,804th Largest Black Market: 1,846th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,052nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,180th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,255th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,294th
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 74 nations, the 234th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 9,870th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of Happiness-Corporate Police State“From Fear, Happiness”
2.The Союз Советских Социалистичес of TchaikoveskyCorrupt Dictatorship“Коммунизм превалирует! Все объединяются под красным фл”
3.The Darkly Comic Misadventures of -Drinky Crow-Father Knows Best State“Being drunk is the worst feeling, except all the others”
4.The Empire of Media KristanDemocratic Socialists“Vote for Mediocrity!”
5.The A-POP Music Center of Songs you dont understandNew York Times Democracy“աԹոոԹ ՔլԹվ ֆօՊՅ ՊսՏւՉ?”
6.The Republic of Perpetua LibertasNew York Times Democracy“The Price of Liberty is Immeasurable”
7.The Empire of Empire of Re-estizeMoralistic Democracy“Devour it all”
8.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceCorrupt Dictatorship“It's morphin' time!”
9.The Most Serene Republic of UntermenschLeft-wing Utopia“Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker”
10.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
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Brocklandia wrote:Why, surely, good sirrah, this is that very Heaven of which you speak, so long as this Heaven of yours includes copious amounts of spirits, a chef who may or may not be intent on using dead patrons as an ingredient in every dish, and an array of quasi-mythical deities and monsters wandering the premises. If you stop by the restrooms, remember to say hello to Cthulhu, who lives in there.

Shrugs shoulders

Not much difference from olde London town then!

Samuel Pepys wrote:Not much difference from olde London town then!

Sure there is. Our Cthulhu is bigger ... and meaner ... And we have a Spaghetti Monster in the basement. And we serve drinks. The fare here may kill you, but isn't the element of danger half the fun?

Mindon wrote:You know I can hear you right? The window still hasn't been repaired from when Howard Beale shot a rocket through it in order to blow up what he thought was my car.

You know we don't care whether you hear or not, right? We drained your account, so you can't afford a lawyer to sue us. Besides, TheOrc tends to eat everyone who tries to sue us ... which probably explains why TheOrc is so fat--er, I mean, well-fed.

Names Are Too Hard wrote:I would like to order a money-Rita. It’s a specialty cocktail made with 3 hundred dollar bills in a champagne flute.

Here you go--the Bar's version, a Monopoly-money-rita. It's a specialty version made with pureed Monopoly money, since our cashiers both died recently, and no one else can get into the cash drawer.

Brocklandia wrote:Here you go--the Bar's version, a Monopoly-money-rita. It's a specialty version made with pureed Monopoly money, since our cashiers both died recently, and no one else can get into the cash drawer.

I’m giving you two stars on yelp!

Brocklandia wrote:You know we don't care whether you hear or not, right? We drained your account, so you can't afford a lawyer to sue us. Besides, TheOrc tends to eat everyone who tries to sue us ... which probably explains why TheOrc is so fat--er, I mean, well-fed.

I don't have any money in my bank account, it's been frozen since around 3 years ago.

Names Are Too Hard wrote:I’m giving you two stars on yelp!

Yay! That beats our previous rating by two stars!

Mindon wrote:I don't have any money in my bank account, it's been frozen since around 3 years ago.

Who said it was your bank account we drained?

Brocklandia wrote:Who said it was your bank account we drained?

You drained my aide's account?

Brocklandia wrote:Your life and payment for this rather lengthy bar tab, which stretches some 72 meters last time I checked. Pay the cashier on your way out.

Sure!

*leads out a mule hauling a cart loaded with a fifty-gallon drum of candy crush soda*

And for you ...

*leads the mule over after unloading the cart*

One mule from Moscow, as requested. Her name is Ivanka.

THX!

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