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Most Nations: 244th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 430th Rudest Citizens: 602nd+14
Most Armed: 834th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,046th Fattest Citizens: 1,087th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,099th Highest Crime Rates: 1,562nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,572nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,614th Largest Black Market: 1,663rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,797th Most Avoided: 1,980th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,998th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,018th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,246th Nudest: 2,464th
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.



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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 77 nations, the 244th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 9,300th in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Deranged Stalking Chef of Tercania IslandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mischief. Mayhem. Food.”
2.The Most Serene Republic of UntermenschCivil Rights Lovefest“Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker”
3.The Democratic States of AquanellLeft-Leaning College State“Without freedom, we are nothing.”
4.The Союз Советских Социалистичес of TchaikoveskyCorrupt Dictatorship“Коммунизм превалирует! Все объединяются под красным фл”
5.The Backstroke of the West of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
6.The Commonwealth of Ducking Auto CucumbersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Curse you, auto erect!”
7.The Forested Area of The Last Abode of PandoDemocratic Socialists“Trees Are Better Than People”
8.The Principality of EngloterraNew York Times Democracy“Engloterrans doit ne pas eatre esclaves!”
9.The Kingdom of NekojinIron Fist Consumerists“UwU”
10.The Remote Farming Colony of NorbaMoralistic Democracy“Life and Land”
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Cory and Topanga wrote:Right, right. But everything turned out alright either way. Plus around here, invasions are so common that no one even notices anymore! It's almost to the point where invasions are more common than projectile vomiting, flooding or spontaneous combustion.

Well, I certainly notice when invaders come through. Especially when the invaders don't tip ... Which almost none of them do. Is "how to pillage and plunder without tipping" written up in some manual somewhere? Invasions for Dummies, perhaps?

I do tend to ignore those spontaneous human combustions, through, which is all right since I don't plan to clean up after them anyway.

Anyone got a TG from an account called the Community of Random Acts of Kindness?

Found out they came from this region.
region=random_acts_of_kindness

Wall of text reposted from Rogue CONclave coming up so get ready

I had the Darth Jar Jar theory come up in my head, so now Imma post it here with evidence supporting it:
Jar Jar Binks is actually a Sith lord, with the title of Darth Tyranus, whose role was usurped by Count Dooku due to negative fan reaction.
Think about it.
When he fell from a balcony during an ambush on a droid unit along with Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, he hangs from the left side of the balcony, but then two scenes later he falls on the right side. You may attribute this to a filming error, but you'd be wrong: a droid fires on Jar Jar's former position before he falls, and then it turns its head to look at him after he falls. He used the Force to change his position.
He is also a master of the Jedi mind trick: he waves his hand all the way to the Galactic Senate, and then waves his hands all over when ushering in the Galactic Empire. This is the primary reason why "liberty dies - with thunderous applause".
Not only that, but he secretly teaches Anakin to disrespect authority when he's doing that same thing to Qui-Gon.
Moreover, a lot of the things we attribute to dumb luck- somehow he comes in and saves the day- are actually the result of him using his skill and powers to appear clumsy and goofy while also hinting at his true nature as a dark side Force user.
Lastly, he's seen with Chancellor Palpatine after the Galactic Empire is formed.

In short: Jar Jar Binks is the true Darth Tyranus, and Count Dooku was a lazy replacement. In fact, Jar Jar is the main reason why anything happens in the entire Star Wars franchise.

Naval Monte wrote:Anyone got a TG from an account called the Community of Random Acts of Kindness?

Yes, I filed it in the trash with the rest of the Random Acts of Spamness.

WHO CATAPULTED MILK

Koedric wrote:WHO CATAPULTED MILK

Isn't that what milk is for? I mean, how many times have you been strolling down the street, when suddenly you're drenched in milk and you think to yourself, "Heh, somebody's been catapulting milk again." I mean, that happens to me at least once a day ... when I manage to escape these leg shackles and get out of the Bar, I mean.

*The Channel 1 presenter comes back on*
Greetings, viewers! We here at channel 1 would like to say that the locksmith has finally arrived to get the media storage closet open! So we won't be watching these weird and possible haunted tapes any more. Unless we find a really funny one. But I digress, now then we would like to-
*short burst of static*
Uh, wait. Was that a visual glitch? What is-
*static, cuts to a video*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1URjleF8I
*static, returns to normal programming*
-even does that anymore! Seriously, when was the last time anyone hijacked a tv signal? The 90s?
*off-camera mumbling*
We're back on? Oh um, give me a moment. *clears throat*
Viewers, we just had our TV signal hijacked by an unknown individual or group. Whoever you are, this act is illegal under some kind of law. Not sure which. Even though the police are currently indisposed right now and couldn't care less about some TV hijacking, it is still morally wrong! Probably. Moving on, we now present, uh... Whatever this is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

Mindon wrote:Seriously, when was the last time anyone hijacked a tv signal? The 90s?[/b]

*Glances at the clock* Mm, I think the last time was an hour ago? I never pay much attention to such things unless they feature nekkid people and a tub of Kool-Whip.

Napkins, anyone?

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Cant ignore the notices.

goes behind the bar, grabs a bottle of Harp and drinks it

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