by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Need Bail Money? Call: (Governor): The Send Telegrams to Officers of New Jermany

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia (elected )

Founder: The Send Telegrams to Officers of New Jermany

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Crime Rates: 216th Rudest Citizens: 302nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374th+18
Most Nations: 375th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 405th Most Armed: 446th Most Avoided: 449th Most Rebellious Youth: 547th Fattest Citizens: 593rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 730th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 852nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 924th Largest Retail Industry: 1,127th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,379th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,554th Nudest: 1,579th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,653rd Largest Black Market: 1,799th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,887th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,768th Highest Average Incomes: 2,816th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.



Our Purpose | Rules | Menu | Employees (outdated) | Culture and Lore | Events | Poll Series | Affiliates | NS References and Guides
📣 Notices:

Endorse Brocklandia or be a laughing stock!
— The weekend poetry contest is happening, come what may!


    🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

    🍻 No RMB recruitment 🥂


LinkThe Bar's New Jukebox

RMB Monitor



Embassies: Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner, Legion of the Cuke, Agora, Queens Coming Into Our Own, Sonnel, Avadam Inn, Rogue CONclave, Forest, The Slide Countries, Order of the Southern North, Gay, Queensland, The Savage Garden, Western Australia, The Nation of Nations and Friends, Ancient Lands, and 848 others.Loamhedge, Australialia, Gay Equality, Wyndia, The Illuminati, Neo Otaku Utopia, Grand Central, The Alliance of Dictators, Plie, Krillin, Kylden, Aeterna Publicae, The Meme Must Go On, End 500, Galactic Imperium, Osakaland, Nintendo, Nippon, Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions, ISAF2, Nebraska, Eastern Roman Empire, The SOP, Nohbdy, Arconian Empire, Genuan Rebirth, North Dakota, Australian Capital Territory, Virginia, Hollow Point, Kentucky, Iowa, Crematorium, Ozzy, Arizona, New Mexico, Victoria, Washington, New Hampshire, Missouri, Maryland, Wyoming, Holy Lands, United States of America, South Carolina, Michigan, Tasmania, Kansas, Northern Territory, Union of Republics, Colorado, Minnesota, British Columbia, Washington DC, South Dakota, Dune, Somalia, Idaho, North Carolina, South Australia, Australia Commonwealth, Delaware, Utah, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nevada, Knights of the Round Table, Pennsylvania, League of Sovereign Nations, Bikini Islands, Ivory Tower, Free Market Federation, New Triphoria, Titan, Carnival of Souls, Skivx, Satan, Barbaria, Trade Federation, the realm of insanity, The Atheist Empire, Illinois, Markion, Grand Alliance, toilet arsonist appreciation society, The Confederacy Of Kishkhat, Weed, Groland, The Frozen Pacific, Ozymandium, Yerushalem VI, Autism Spectrum, Imperium Figarium, United Valhaven, Hapes Consortium, The United Coalition of Nation States, The Doctor Who Universe, League of Salem, Yarnia, The Spanish Republic, Future Earth, The Persian Empire, The Atlantic, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Great Wonderland, My Little Pony Equestria, Florida, New World Union, Monterey, CDW Federation, The ProcrastiNations, Pluviostan, Beyond the Wub, United Imperial Union, Pontbridge Islands, Beer, Freiheit, Sunalaya, Brazzaville, Winterfell, Prettydragoon, Laissez Faireholm, The Western Isles, Viking Europe, Right to Life, International German Coalition, The Satellite of Love, The Council of The Multiverse, U R N, Wolverton Mountain, Historia Novorum, Union Mundial, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Ecuador, London, Newfoundland and Labrador, Dominican Republic, Georgia, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan, Nova Scotia, The Gambia, Columbia, Namibia, Laos, Uganda, Northwest Territories, Nunavut, New Brunswick, Yukon, Rhode Island, Kenya, Fiji, Comoros, The Royal Imperial Directorate, San Marino, Emirates of Futurnia, Antigua and Barbuda, Monaco, Vanuatu, HYDRA Command, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake, Kiribati, Botswana, Stornoway, The Others, Desert Islands, Pacific Union, Chile, The United Nations of Ellendor, Funen, Paradise, Richard, World, Central African Republic, Homestuck, Maldives, Calgary, The Philippines, Samoa, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Malawi, Republic of Russia, Sakartvelo, Swaziland, Republic of Congo, Mongolia, War Weary, Australia, 21st Century Rome, Krumpelberg, KAISERREICH, Austritaria, Turkic Union, Armenia, Scandinavia, Hippy Haven, The Kingdom of Burgundy, Israel, Purgatory, Democracy, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Europea, The Crimson Continents of Korthrall, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Portugal, Mackenzie, The Local Cluster, Palau, Ottawa, Epicenter Of Prosperity, Rio de Janeiro, Tanzania, Ceylon, Solomon Islands, Galapagos, Pitcairn Island, Beijing, Belize, Toronto, 01 ERE Alliance Headquarters, Dominica, Cape Verde, The Nether, Intarctica, Deutschland, Zentari, The Vast, Tyronia, The Rose Garden, Oceania, Cyberius Confederation, Polandball, Greek Islands, Algeria, Okanagan, Montserrat, United Arab Emirates, Autropolis, LCRUA, The Mesan Union, 42 Douglas Adams, Asia Pacific Economic Group, CBGB, Astyria, The Hodori Archipelago, Mare Islands, ITALIA, Global Alliance, Kerbin, Union of Nationalists, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, New York, Icarus, Federation of Planets Headquarters, Eladen, Oatland, Sacrum Romanum Imperium, Atlantic, Democritus, North American Union, The Forgotten Lands, Suomi, The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka, Solar Alliance, Thandamaniland, The Speculative Evolution Territories, The Royal Union, Abkhazia, Oblitus Realm, VCG, The Asnean Coalition, Tarn Vedra, The Universal Order of Nations, Kyorgia puppet storage, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, Pony Lands, Japanese Empire, Brasil, Nesapo, United We Stand, The Empire of Friendship, Asylum, desert, Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage, Imperium of the Wolf, League of Legends, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, Zombieland, The United Caribbean Island Alliance, 0000, Coalition of Nations, Exodus, Central Africa, Greater AltHistoria, Empire of Andrew, Central, Ainur, Environment, Colonies, Roune, North West Siberia, The Region of nicomaki shippers, Aels, Discordia, Babylon 5, Thanksgiving, Oceanica, Loony Bin, Eagles of Germany, Limitless Universe, Disney World, New Coalition of Nations, Icecrown Citadel, Novapax, The Thonlands, Jumpy, Brisbane, Turkiye, Land of Orcs and Goblins, The Hanover Republic, Crodown, Luxembourg, Minty Root, NS Aloria, Yuno, Glass Gallows, The Central Pacific, The Supreme Kingdom of Based Nige, The World of Remnant, Farkistan, Singapore Island, United Otter Emirates, Orc Island, Regionless, Sheriffmuir, Underworld, Official European Union, Union of Saxon Justice, The Antichrist Trump, Public Telegrams, Bus Stop, Federation of Allies, The Pale Blue Region, Asiana, Haiku, Sex, Dauiland, Vietnam, Angora Guanaco, Korea, Pawnsilvania, Slavija, The Graveyard, Leinster, Sikh Empire, Hippies, The Bunny Fire, The Dank Meme Alliance, Brasilistan, The Iceberg Lounge, Ireland, The Sands, Penguia, The LCRUA, Gobbotopia, Commonwealth of Liberty, Hell, The Hole To Hide In, Gypsy Lands, Silverhold, The Junto Region, The Exalted Lands, Christmas, Star Trek, Igewu, Angels of Derp, Land of Turtles, Calhoun CC, Followers of the Ferret, Misanthropic Bloc, Mahtomedi, Elparia, Aristokuvaa, Khuzifenq, Vissella, The Watchtower, Star Wars, The Milky Way Galaxy, Realm of Unrestricted Science, Citadel of Ricks, Lady Rose, The Dour Isthmus, Shetland, The Democratic Commonwealth, Region of Heroes, Nordur, Austro Hungarian Empire, Ocean, Hetalia, Nudist Dreamland, International sovereignty pact, The Library, The Great Library, Trav khar, Sun and Moon, The Alterran Republic, NationStates World Regions, South Africa, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, The Great Chili, Novo Brasil, Vanet, Imperial Fatherland, Seattle, Ikuisuus, Union Hispanica, Rumathier, The Fallout Wasteland, Greater London, Pot, The Forest, Atlantis, House of the Rising Sun, Meatpackers union, Tasmanian Trailer Park, Night, Northern Ireland, South pacific gyre, Wampumian Star Cluster, nasunia, Plague, Queen Elizabeth Islands, The Proletariat Coalition, Golden Dragons, Universal Pact, The Dawn of Unity, Kingdom Of Austria, Our Town, Libertas, Zombie Research Institute, LGBT University, The Sasquatch Republic, The Galactic Empire of Britain, The Great Experiment, The Erviadus Galaxy, Weeks Auto Repair, The Labyrinth, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Lesbian, Etharia, The Reborn Foundation, Ebola QuarantineZone, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, Greater Middle East, Edmundian Empire, Northumbria, The Maritimes, Wrangel, Chicago, Glacier, Anarchy, Train Station, Fredonia, Strawberry Hill, Lezra, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Union of Justice, The Local Supermarket, The Great Universe, Region Name, Land, Streptococcus, Union of Democrats, Hundred Acre Wood, The Horde, Roman Byzantine Union, Blackbats, The International Polling Zone, oauei, Deep Storage, The Planet X, The Reich, Pax Britannia, The United Empires of Carson, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, Lusaka, aeiou, The Wolf Clan, Maxtopia, Latinoamerica Libre, The Cursed Continent of Lodoss, Bir Tawil, RAMS, the Boneyard, The Cormorant Pact, Western Sahara, New Caledonia, Veris Administrative Region, International Immortal Ideaventions, Algiers, Furby Island Puppets, Northern Ocean, The 1970s, Africa, Trendsetter, New Delhi, Usea, United League of Nations, Urana Firma, Ancient, 404 Not Found, Dhaka, Jakarta, Islamabad, Mockba, Addis Ababa, Brasilia, Abuja, Manila, Hatari, Memeverse, Union of Allied Planets, Imperium Invictorum, Guinness, 00000 Land of Nod, Indian Mars, The Monarchy alliance, The Assembly of Sovereign Nations, Tashkent, Union of Liberal Nations, Clowns, Reminated Euromean Republic, The House at Pooh Corner, Western Africa, The Interdimensional Community, Travelling Region, The Empire of Tamriel, The Parliamentary Union of Nations, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Dispatchia, Astares Covenant, BROKEN, Old Zealand, The Galactics Union, 0 0 0, Europe but better, Anti Fairy Pact, Blackstar, Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists, Dead Sea, Temporary Home, Institute of Cellulose, United World, Asia, matheo, Norden, The Erasa System, JJ McCullough Fan Club, SEC Fanatics, Guinea Kiribati, The Transgender Region, First World Order, 1980s America, FIFA Lands, Just relax, New Rp, Weffle, Lisseum, The Alliance of Eros, Tuvalu, Nebraska Territory, The Region Of Gargery, Pecan Sandies, The Red Fox Pact, Libertarium, The Northern Rim, Grishahakkaverchynot League, WHO HATES LIFE YOU DO I DOOO, Callista, Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom, Sovereign Corporate League, Great Breweries of the PNW, Oneid, Your own fridge, Ankh Morpork, Lewisham, Elvarya, Chicken overlords, Lyrali, Equinox, The Chancery, The Embassy, Galts Gulch, Republic of Conservative Nations, Terra Sacra, Undead Puppets, T2R, Fifth Wall, Luxembourg City, Meillur, The Agents of SHIELD, United Britain and Nicholas Empire, Meadow, The Outlawed Nations, Iberian Empire, The Unknown Abyss, The Blue Star Union, Stalins Holy Conglomerate, Travelling Wilburys, The Empire of Nova Roma, Confederation of New lands, An Island In Space, World Assembly Council, Home Depot, The Federation of Utopias Unitum, DogeLand, Black Flag Pact, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, The Sweet Ubiquity, The Merchants Guild, Royal Federal Republic of Free States, The Jewel Robotox Nations, Far Away, Girlbossia, Saeculum Obscurum, Trinity, The Mother Land, Nationstates Ski Resort, The Realm Of Rewan, The Touched, The Bakery Across the Street, Heavenly Palace, Celestia, Yecyma, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, 0000000000000000000000000, Tarkin, Sub Pacific, The Grand Alliance of Democratic Nations, That One Place, Legion of the Regionless, Hunters For Hire, Montrandecs Neighbours, Pelennor River Basin, Fraecia, The Conservative Democracies, The Empires And Republics Of Power, The Germanic isles, The Alliance of Absolute Monarchs, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Kensington and Chelsea, The Kingdom of the Wolves, The Giraffe Federation, Runcina ex Praegrandis Entia, Black History, Kingdom of Ramility, Poschomenia, My Trebuchet, Seven To Many, POLATION, Breakfast at Milliways, Freshness, Out Of Left Field, Alesia, The Community, Calexico and Mexicali, The Nevers, Mother Goose Land, The Embassy 3, Golden Eco Friendly, New Dinosaurtopia, Nova Scanda, Africa Union, The Region That Has No Big Banks, Port Elizabeth, Auroran, Emu Timeline Oceania, Mologian Islands, Canguta Nations, Crown of Victoria, State of Japan, Halofi, New Year, New Westphalia, Bobbersonian palace, the Order of the Silver Compass, Odrya, The Dragons Bless, Ultrasonic Megasmash, Equestria, Isolationist Boarderlands, Independent Powers of the New Earth, Kelios, Orifnan International, Canterbury, The South Pole, World War in 1800, Key Results Union, Aphmau, Microjapan, The rejected region, The United Islands of the Atlantic, The Dumpster Dog Coalition, Union of India, Civiles Conservare, The Galaktic Empire, Hurricane 12, Korovia, The Cure, The International Leftist Organization, Jabodetabek, Yet Another Region, Hansa World Order, Coyphus, Archai, Holy John Three, GOAT, Gilgamesh x Wesker, Virginia Beach, MineKhan Origin Nations, Mitteleuropa, States of Spiritual Incarceration, Association of Orwellian Nations, Save The Planet, OrangeJuice, SECFanatics, Novus Ineptias, World Republic, Union of Nova Multiverso, Union of Nova Universo, NATO 2022, UnCivilized Gang, One Collective Brain Cell, Proxima Centauri b, Far East Oriental Federation, The Fridge, 0 r c, click here, The Mausoleum, Pacific Western Alliance, Reqau and Salasia, The United Federation of Planets, Independence Hill, The Embassy 1, improper garrison si, Infinite Multiverse, Yekateria Federation, New Pangea, IceCreamLand, Freely Guads, The Far East Oriental Federation, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, Nova Libertatia, Jewish Autonomous Oblast, Drip Cityyyyyyyyy, DominosCounrtyRegion, BCN, The Bongos United, The Cardhoard, Marnagarthean Integration, Artic, Novus Ordo Seclorum, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region, Checkerboard, EARN, The new Atlantic federation, Region Number 8, Arctic Radioactive Lands Roleplay, A Region Where Nothing Happened, The Pennsylvania Railroad, Useless, Ruins, Palmtrees Place, Pizzania, The United Socialist Federation, Messengers of Annihilation, Friendly Pacifists, That Part Of The Forest, The shadow realms, Region of Poe, Axis of Absurdity, The Prosperous Lands of Ingsoc, Trashland, 1000 Islands, Dinolandia, embassyregiona, the Obsidian Highlands, Yoyleland, Two natons w, West Antartica, The New Republic of the Philippines, Mesa Verde, True Waskaria, The Federation of Fanciful Philosophies, Peinda speindea, Realm of the Whispering Winds, Regional Message Board, Land of Socialist Society, Alvaro, Council of Constructed Languages, Animus, Elmos Small World, The New Moderate Alliance, The Hellenic Realm, Tushonka, Alcris, Holy Hawaiian Empire, World of Polls, Tavern in the Woods, The League of NationStates Players, Small Regions Combined Frontier, Noggin, Brennauer, Starventure Influence, Deuteronomy, Yajib, I Would Never, stonks, Satla, AMC Apes, Two Trees Land, Password, Batmanland, The Gordo Council, United Democratic Nations, Liberlandia, Southern Equatorial Council, Modorra, New Ardenia, Sol Aeternalis, Port Langburn, The Global Elite, Yggdrasil, Small Tropical Island, The Union of Realms, Where Germaniccat Rules, Experimento, Greater Westmore, The New Storm, Miracle Musical, Nelumbo, Steam Punk, Panam, Socialist Republic of New Foundland, Western Connection, and Police Force.

Construction of embassies with Territhsolien has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 3 others.Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 74 nations, the 375th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in The Bar on the corner of every region

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 3,883rd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
2.The Grand Combine of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
3.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.”
4.The Most Serene Republic of UrlendiaDemocratic Socialists“popping pills like zits”
5.The Trade Federation of Ming HetsestriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis”
6.The Region of AbsolniaLeft-Leaning College State“With our power, we can defy all, even death.”
7.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeCorporate Bordello“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
8.The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?”
9.The Pink holy lucky Christmas of Princes Risborough and its RepublicsLeft-Leaning College State“moon, frienship”
10.The Dont drink cheap wine of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
1234. . .78»

Regional Happenings

More...

The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board

Husker The Grumpy Bartender wrote:Where would they be then?

Seems fishy to me...
*I cough out some fishbones*

got me there...

Oh, lord! Are you okay, Husk?
I have a very simple explanation...
I am not technically a spider...
Only a spider monster.
While my little friends are physical, I am made of magic.
Also, I love you, Dearie! Stay safe!

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Is my job.
Yes. Is my job.
Well, I was on leave (unpaid ofcourse).

Niffty the regional Maid wrote:I am the better one

Two somebodies sound grouchy and territorial. I say the parties involved solve this duel the old-fashioned way: Plastic sporks at five paces. Winner gets to clean up the mess they make.

Husker The Grumpy Bartender wrote:*I cough out some fishbones*

Pretty sure the fish will be wanting those back.

Niffty the regional Maid wrote:I am the better one
*I look over to see a cobweb in the corner, I pull out my needle and run over to it*
I double as an exterminatorThat makes two of us
*I smile at Consuela, and turn back to the web, and continue chasing a spider with my needle*

How adorable.
The spider gives her a donut
Please spare my friends, little maid.

Brocklandia wrote:Consider, then, this my entry for Third Place.

Of the many wonderful things in that post, perhaps the most impressive was the use of the list code to format.

Vroom Vroom Vroom

YouTube Inc wrote:

its very much Monday right now, but oh well
the theme is St. Patricks Day!
or just Ireland in general, a limerick would be fitting but any format is A-Okay.

What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?
Sure, I could like it -
If it was about a hamburger patty
But it seems this Saint Patty
Is actually a person
So what is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

My hooman tells me this is a day
For people to get sh*tfaced
"You mean like putting poop on their faces?" I say.
"No, silly, I mean they drink until they're dead."
I figure what they drink isn't water.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

I must have looked confused.
"People wear green clothes," she continued.
"Leprechaun costumes! Shamrocks everywhere!"
Hooman, I don't know half the words you say.
"A shamrock is a clover," she says to me.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

"I don't care much for Ireland" she muses,
"But I shall drink anyway."
And off she pours beer, drinks, and snoozes
So now I can have things my way -
And plunder the wet food before she goes wakey wakey
St. Patrick's Day means party to this kitty.

1958 Plymouth Fury wrote:Vroom Vroom Vroom

Here you go, ten gallons of high-octane premium leaded, 1960 vintage, with an S.T.P. carburetor-cleaner chaser, as you ordered.

Now, remember, don't get skid marks on the floor. Consuela de la Morrela just mopped there.

The weekend poetry contest is over. YouTube Inc has volunteered to pick a winner.

Feline Masters wrote:What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?

Human beings on St. Patrick's Day.
What is St. Patrick's Day to a kitty?
What is a kitty to a leprechaun?
What is a leprechaun to a golden retriever
Who ain't retrievin' anything?
Does your dog bite?
Alright, alright.
No scritches in the wild.

Forum View

Advertisement