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The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back (elected )
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Construction of embassies with Bharat has commenced. Completion expected .
Construction of embassies with New Vegas Strip has commenced. Completion expected .
Construction of embassies with Neosis has commenced. Completion expected .
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Regional Power: Moderate
The Bar on the corner of every region contains 69 nations, the 185th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Influential in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 4,398th in the world for Most Influential.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fabulous Land of Fabulously Fabulous | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Glitter not included” | |
| 2. |  The Backstroke of the West of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 3. |  The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly | Capitalizt | “Sommelier at your Service” | |
| 4. |  The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe | Anarchy | “Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake” | |
| 5. |  The Tree Filled Region of The Last Abode of Pando | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Trees Are Better Than People” | |
| 6. | The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back | New York Times Democracy | “Well, These Things Happen” | |
| 7. |  The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Anarchy | “Now playing!” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Anacin | New York Times Democracy | “In pertinacia constantia” | |
| 9. |  The Enlightened Kingdom of Tribaria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty, Equality, Rationality” | |
| 10. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Left-Leaning College State | “The car won't start!” |
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Regional Happenings
- : Embassy established between Skyreach and The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Embassy established between The Bar on the corner of every region and Aurora Union.
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The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies with Neosis.
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The Dominion of Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart arrived from USSR.
- : The Dominion of Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart departed this region for USSR.
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The Nomadic Peoples of Hermes Express 123 arrived from Nation of Balestria.
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The Blue Zombie Nation of United Island States of Southeast Asia of the region Neosis proposed constructing embassies.
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The Allied States of Nya Svealand departed this region for Europa Nova.
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The Borderlands of M aiq the Liar arrived from The LCRUA.
- : The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies with New Vegas Strip.
The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board
Loading...You could also try making firebomb threats to the Alumni Association president. That might work. Especially if you follow up on them once or twice. Wanna borrow some napalm? (Fun fact: One of the new things I remember from chemistry is how to make napalm out of diesel fuel and ordinary household items.)
Well, good. I'm at least gladdened that some people can escape.
You were Rin Tin Tin? Oh, squeal! May I have your pawtograph, please?
Feoras and New Swaraelia
A phone rings, and the Witness picks it up.
What is it? ...Massive load of chemicals, the entire city poisoned? Jeez, that restroom's foul. ...Nah, it's just Toledo, nobody cares about Toledo. Come back at your own pace.
Hangs up.
He's doing Jehovah's good work.
Feoras and New Swaraelia
I may or may not need this information soon and 
Tercania Islands' expertise. Wait for my signal!
*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like 
Brocklandia implies*
The mysterious dog-earred near-clone of Brocklandia comes in from outside, carrying a mop and a shiny golden plaque. They go over to show it to the Witness.
World's Best Janitor... They give awards for that? And an interesting choice of alias you made too. Eh, put it in right next the entrance to the basement, on the wall. Somewhere well-illuminated. You've earned it.
The strange person heads off to do as told.
I like how I wake up after not paying and get two free tarts.
Moral of the story: die for free food.
I wouldn't recommend trying this often. Other free food may be less good for your health. Hell, one tart still came from our kitchen.
Clean-up needed in the meat locker. Come on--put some hustle in it.
Moi? I never implied any such thing. I said they were ostrich feathers. Which, sure, technically is an ostrich body part, but do you see any ostriches around here? Hey, wait a minute ... How did you get ostrich feathers without an ostrich?
Is that why people bring food after the funeral? I thought it was because they were hoping to have a party now that that dead relative is outta everyone's hair.
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