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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 69 nations, the 185th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Influential in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 4,398th in the world for Most Influential.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fabulous Land of Fabulously FabulousCivil Rights Lovefest“Glitter not included”
2.The Backstroke of the West of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
3.The 12% Proof Protectorate of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
4.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
5.The Tree Filled Region of The Last Abode of PandoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Trees Are Better Than People”
6.The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is BackNew York Times Democracy“Well, These Things Happen”
7.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
8.The Commonwealth of AnacinNew York Times Democracy“In pertinacia constantia”
9.The Enlightened Kingdom of TribariaCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Rationality”
10.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsLeft-Leaning College State“The car won't start!”
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Feoras wrote:OOC: My husband's alma mater barely waited for him to graduate to start hounding him. We didn't leave a forwarding address when we moved, but they still found us! I think the Witnesses might work for those alumni associations.

You could also try making firebomb threats to the Alumni Association president. That might work. Especially if you follow up on them once or twice. Wanna borrow some napalm? (Fun fact: One of the new things I remember from chemistry is how to make napalm out of diesel fuel and ordinary household items.)

Feoras wrote:Just you. I came into existence with NationStates, so I can't leave.

Well, good. I'm at least gladdened that some people can escape.

Slattsenw wrote:I was once a movie star, famous but long forgotten.

You were Rin Tin Tin? Oh, squeal! May I have your pawtograph, please?

A phone rings, and the Witness picks it up.

What is it? ...Massive load of chemicals, the entire city poisoned? Jeez, that restroom's foul. ...Nah, it's just Toledo, nobody cares about Toledo. Come back at your own pace.

Hangs up.

He's doing Jehovah's good work.

Brocklandia wrote:You could also try making firebomb threats to the Alumni Association president. That might work. Especially if you follow up on them once or twice. Wanna borrow some napalm? (Fun fact: One of the new things I remember from chemistry is how to make napalm out of diesel fuel and ordinary household items.)

I may or may not need this information soon and Tercania Islands' expertise. Wait for my signal!

New Swaraelia wrote:And a tart. Raspberry jam, fried egg, and Irish coffee. I may have an issue-hehe-passes out

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie sets down the items, then places a blanket over the passed out guest*

*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like Brocklandia implies*

The mysterious dog-earred near-clone of Brocklandia comes in from outside, carrying a mop and a shiny golden plaque. They go over to show it to the Witness.

World's Best Janitor... They give awards for that? And an interesting choice of alias you made too. Eh, put it in right next the entrance to the basement, on the wall. Somewhere well-illuminated. You've earned it.

The strange person heads off to do as told.

Panian wrote:*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like Brocklandia implies*

I like how I wake up after not paying and get two free tarts.
Moral of the story: die for free food.

New Swaraelia wrote:I like how I wake up after not paying and get two free tarts.
Moral of the story: die for free food.

I wouldn't recommend trying this often. Other free food may be less good for your health. Hell, one tart still came from our kitchen.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:The mysterious dog-earred near-clone of Brocklandia comes in from outside, carrying a mop and a shiny golden plaque. They go over to show it to the Witness.

Clean-up needed in the meat locker. Come on--put some hustle in it.

Panian wrote:*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like Brocklandia implies*

Moi? I never implied any such thing. I said they were ostrich feathers. Which, sure, technically is an ostrich body part, but do you see any ostriches around here? Hey, wait a minute ... How did you get ostrich feathers without an ostrich?

New Swaraelia wrote:Moral of the story: die for free food.

Is that why people bring food after the funeral? I thought it was because they were hoping to have a party now that that dead relative is outta everyone's hair.

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