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Agora RMB

WA Delegate: The Patrimonium of Saint Olav (elected )

Founder: The Naked Nomads of Nemonicus

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470th Most Nations: 636th Most Cultured: 660th+16
Most Influential: 762nd Most Rebellious Youth: 858th Most Inclusive: 995th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,332nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,344th Smartest Citizens: 1,355th Nicest Citizens: 1,428th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,441st Healthiest Citizens: 1,692nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,979th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,059th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,076th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,102nd Highest Poor Incomes: 2,120th Nudest: 2,143rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,217th
World Factbook Entry

    AGORA Founded April 1, 2016 — Today is Zefe (July) 21, Year 3 of Agora

    "We're seriously silly, and silly about our seriousness"


    ”Continue on,
    It will reach you
    And overtake you”

  • Agora is what it is; no more, no less.


  • Embassy requests should be accompanied by a letter of introduction.
    Please, no un-solicited advertisements on the RMB.
    We appreciate your cooperation.

    § = sarcasm symbol



  1. 13

    Agora: A Regional Overview

    FactbookOverview by Agora Protergatis . 831 reads.

  2. 9

    Immigration Control of Agora

    FactbookLegislation by Iescech . 381 reads.

  3. 6

    Agoran Calendar and Holidays

    FactbookInternational by Iescech . 238 reads.

  4. 8

    The Ideology of Agoranism

    FactbookCulture by Iescech . 109 reads.

  5. 3

    The Agoran Album

    FactbookCulture by Iescech . 26 reads.

  6. 7

    Cursus Agorarum

    FactbookOverview by Gettenfeld . 181 reads.

  7. 5

    Voting Record of the Senate

    FactbookLegislation by New Dukaine . 73 reads.

  8. 4

    Agora-Novapax Terms of Agreement of Mutuality (ANTAM)

    FactbookLegislation by Iescech . 47 reads.

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Embassies: Queens Coming Into Our Own, The Bar on the corner of every region, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Novapax, The Doxford, Wintreath, The United Caribbean Island Alliance, Customs of Agora, 21st Century Rome, Agoran Imperial Army Headquarters, West Side of Agora, The Embassy, Underworld, Order of the Southern North, Research And Development, Worldly Debate Region, and 16 others.The Sands, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, The Bates Motel, Avadam Inn, The NewsStand, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, Bus Stop, Yarnia, United Nations of Earthlings, Portugal, Nordur, The Dank Meme Alliance, Novo Brasil, Coristno, and Vanet.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Neutral, Password, Serious, Silly, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Agora contains 21 nations, the 636th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in Agora

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, Agora is ranked 2,714th in the world for Most Developed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Union of IescechCivil Rights Lovefest“Not for revolution, for progress”
2.The Communist Democracy of ColoranLeft-wing Utopia“Peace and Prosperity for the Future”
3.The Completely Ridiculous Nation of Estranged ConfusionNew York Times Democracy“Wait, what?”
4.The Empire of LakotisLiberal Democratic Socialists“Only then can you be a true man”
5.The Patrimonium of Saint OlavLeft-Leaning College State“Slaughter is the only means to a new beginning”
6.The Little Spanish Dinosaurs of SaurisaDemocratic Socialists“Nope, not in my garden!”
7.The Worn Leaders of The Lamparian EmpireFather Knows Best State“True power can be found in the lights of Lampar”
8.The Socialist Democracy of MagloireLeft-wing Utopia“Infinite diversity, one union”
9.The Cheesecake Enthusiasts 🍰🍰🍰 of New DukaineCivil Rights Lovefest“We shall stay at the top, even if threatened below!”
10.The Overpopulated Dynasty of Scottian CommonwealthInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Where Dreams Come To Die!”
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Regional Happenings

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Agora Regional Message Board

Birch Mecklenburger wrote:From a chartered helicopter high above the plaza and the soldiers zipping around with jet-packs, a reporter makes a live report to his network, speaking loudly, almost shouting, to be heard over the sound of the aircraft's buzzing motor and whirling blades
    "Birch Mecklenburger, reporting from high in the air above the metropolis of Agora, where a hedonistic orgy in the city's central plaza has turned violent as a spectator is thrown to the ground and assaulted by local police after the Mayor allegedly snatched her baby from her and spanked it with a thorny stick. Details are still emerging in this late-breaking story but, be assured, our news team will stay on top of the story for you."

This is a strictly no thorny stick zone ma’am

The music and the marching continues, the Mayor's float being followed by a gang of civil servants, dressed in their traditional leg irons and limping along solemnly, glad for the short outing into the sunlight, and then the energetic Bouncing Wiggles, the local constabulary's official 'special acrobatics squad', whose interpersonal parkour draws another loud cheer from the spectators lining the parade route

The Modern Lovers - Government Center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVzt5Vbjv-M

"Well we've got a lot a lot of hard work today
We got to rock at the Government Center
To make the secretaries feel better
When they put the stamps on the letter

They got a lot a lot a lot of great desks and chairs now
At the Government Center
Where they put the stamps on the letter
And then they write it down in the ledger

So we got to rock rock rock non stop tonight
At the Government Center
Where they put the stamps on the letter
And then they write it down in the ledger

We won't stop until we see secretaries smile
And see some office boys jump up for joy
We'll tell old Mr. Ahern "Calm down a while
Sir, that's the only way the Center is ever going to get better"

So we got to rock rock rock non stop tonight
At the Government Center
Where they put the stamps on the letter
And then they write it down in the ledger

Oh, tonight we'll make them feel all right
Oh, tonight
What you say man?
Make them feel better
Oh yes, tonight
We'll go there tonight
We'll take everything we've got
We'll take the amps
We'll take the guitars
We'll do anything just to make these secretaries feel better
At the Government Center"

Looks over calendar*

Elections? Who the hell needs elections?

*throws the calendar*

Sounds super stupid.

New Dukaine wrote:Elections? Who the hell needs elections?

Did you miss them? They were quite exciting, a close contest.

Nemonicus wrote:That reminds me, the results of this month's election are official and there will be no change this time around to the institutional nepotism we've all come to know and love.

Then he shook a leafy stick at us, muttered something in Ubbi Dubbi and wandered off.

Morocco Mole wrote:...muttered something in Ubbi Dubbi...

"Dubomubinubae, dubomubinubae, dubomubinubae, yubou're uball subafe fubor ubanubothuber subeasubon.

Cubongrubatubulubatiubons. Vubivuba ubindubiffuberubence. Vubivuba Ubaguboruba. Mubay huber bubacubon ubalwubays bube subaltuby uband thubickluby-slubiced."

Wanders off

Listen, elections, much like science, are whatever you want it to be.

wanders away to see if the tajini hut is open

Saurisa wrote:wanders away to see if the Tajini Hut is open

Mole shoos him away

You should be on your float right now, it's about to pass by the grandstands.

Saurisa wrote:wanders away...

Morocco Mole wrote:You should be on your float right now, it's about to pass by the grandstands.

Still airborne, the remainder of the flying soldiers swoop in and lift the little absent-minded dinosaur from in front of the Tajini Hut, returning him to his place in the parade and letting him march happily with them as they pass in front of the crowded bleachers

The Jungle Book - Colonel Hathi's March

https://youtu.be/6IjklBPUOWg?t=21

"Hup! Two! Three! Four!
Keep it up! Two! Three! Four!
Hup! Two! Three! Four!
Keep it up! Two! Three! Four!

Oh, the aim of our patrol
Is a question rather droll
For to march and drill
Over field and hill
Is a military goal
Is a military goal

Hup! Two! Three! Four!
Dress it up two three four!

By the ranks or single file
Over every jungle mile
Oh we stamp and crush
Through the underbrush
(Saurisa:) In the "miritelly" style
In the military style

Hup! Two! Three! Four!
Keep it hup! Two! Three! Four!
To the rear... ho!
Company... halt!"

AWOL Christian Soldiers wrote:They pass in front of the crowded bleachers

For a full day and a half.

Even the most die-hard fans, some of whom had waited for three days to get a close look at their musical heroes, sleeping on the ground next to the parade route barricades, even these loyal listeners begin to drift off to the restrooms or one of the many food kiosks located at the outer rim of the plaza, or choose to fall asleep in place, yellow and black face-paint smudging on their homemade placards as they doze, heads cradled in their arms. By the end of the fifteenth rendition of 'Funky Town' barely a half dozen audience members groan weakly as the AWOL dancers launch into 'The Safety Dance' for the twentieth time and a couple of particularly annoyed fans even boo, their voices tired and lacking much feeling about it either way

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wbQY7Hz_Ns

"We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
(Dancé!)

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance"

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