Population | 27.237 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | The Mad King of Hell |
Faith | Discordianism |
Currency | Soul |
Animal | White Rabbit |
The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.237 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 20,336 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 746,654 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
The Stalker is ranked 77th in the world and 1st in Hell for Highest Average Incomes, with 746,654.33 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Stalker was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 30 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, killing 24 million zombies.
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, killing 21 million zombies.
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, killing 36 million zombies.
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Armed Republic of Monolithistan, killing 8 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : The Stalker was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of United Normal Ducks, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Stalker was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United States of The united-nation-capitalysm, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : The Stalker was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Nomadic Peoples of The Disciples of Rhulk, infecting 7 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, killing 26 million zombies.
- : The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, killing 36 million zombies.