Population | 25.159 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | The Mad King of Hell |
Faith | Discordianism |
Currency | Soul |
Animal | White Rabbit |
The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.159 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 18,785 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 746,654 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
The Stalker is ranked 283,975th in the world and 211th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
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The Stalker updated the World Factbook entry in Hell.
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The Stalker agreed to construct embassies between Hell and Lady Vera.
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The Stalker was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
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The Stalker was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Wasteland of Nuclear Annihilation, killing 1 million zombies.
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The Stalker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
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The Stalker was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Borderlands of Spreading Misinformation, infecting 2 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
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The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
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The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.