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Founder: The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

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Most Nations: 1,434th
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Founded by New San Andreas Republic after a two-day absinthe and cocaine binge while listening to El Sonidito on repeat, Calexico-Mexicali is a region vaguely and ambigiously dedicated to the best of the West Coast United States and Mexico.

Wear a massive oversized sombrero, speak incomprehensible and poorly-translated Spanish, drink tequila, fire at random passer-bys because you're hallucinating them as massive 7-foot-tall humanoid crows, do what you like!

Our National Anthems: LinkEl Jarabe Tapatio / LinkEl Sonidito - Hechizeros Band / LinkA Horse With No Name - America

Are there rules? No, not really to be honest. Just do as much drugs as I do and we'll see what happens.


Embassies: Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, The Bar on the corner of every region, Gypsy Lands, Anglospheric Empire, Anime Girls, The Everlasting Kawaii Empire, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, Zombieland, Home Depot, Osakaland, Lewisham, Nintendo, United Otter Emirates, Alesia, and 118 others.Princess Island, Neo Otaku Utopia, Letters and spaces, SolarFlare, Regionless, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, United States of America, Minnesota, Union of South Africa, Iowa, South Carolina, Dublin, Illinois, 0000, Colorado, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Winnipeg, Train Station, Mexico City, Virginia, The Six Counties of Ulster, the Channel Islands, Mississippi, Georgia, United We Stand, Republic of China, North Carolina, Arizona, New Hampshire, Missouri, Cabo Verde, Washington, Nebraska, Just relax, Rhode Island, Prince Edward Island, Idaho, Cemetery, The Republic of California, Northwest Territories, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico, Chan Nations, Queensland, White House, Delaware, State of New York, Newfoundland and Labrador, South China Sea, Republic of Pirates, Kingston, Kentucky, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Wyoming, Maryland, Washington DC, The Embassy, Thanksgiving, Utah, Nevada, Kansas, Valentine Day, Underworld, Belfast, Edinburgh, Heavenly Palace, FIFA Lands, California, United League of Nations, Confederation of the Mediterranean, Capitalist States, Veris Administrative Region, Nationstates Ski Resort, Chicken overlords, Bikini Islands, Council of Constructed Languages, Florida, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, 1980s America, Long Island, Las Vegas, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Republic of Cuba, Purgatory, the Alliance Headquarters, Miami, 404 Not Found, THE TEMAPRATE ZONE, Reality, Groovy, Pax Nuclei, The Delta Quadrant, Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans, Krillin, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Organization of United Sovereign States, Brave New America, The Giraffe Federation, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Hadrians Wall, Corfu, Golden Eco Friendly, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Mobius, A hellhole, Montrandecs Neighbours, The Three Isles, SetDef Invasion of Geneva, FR Puppet Dump Three Revenge of the Skip, Altistan, The Gulf of Mexico, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, Dispatchia, Azur Rozen Europa, Pokemon World, and The World Freedom Syndicate.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Neutral, Parody, Post Apocalyptic, Silly, and Surreal.

Calexico and Mexicali contains 13 nations, the 1,434th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in Calexico and Mexicali

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 24,014th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic States of The Lower 139Authoritarian Democracy“From Maine To Judases To California”
2.The Confederacy of Cooperative Star StateCivil Rights Lovefest“We shall achieve the Golden Dream”
3.The Free Land of The Los Santos FamiliesScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Families 4 Life!”
4.The Community of Lanesbargh GroupCapitalist Paradise“To and fro, only to never return.”
5.The Estado de los EEUU of Estado Americano de EspanaMoralistic Democracy“Un Estado, Múltiples Pueblos.”
6.The USA's Most Violent Cops of Los Santos Police DepartmentIron Fist Consumerists“Obey & Survive”
7.The Sun-Scorched NSAR Territory of NSAR Baja TerritoriesCapitalizt“Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!”
8.The Regret-Filled Park Rangers of Beaver Bush Ranger StationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Remember, campers: you can always be more bored!”
9.The Independent Vice-Filled City of New Venturas StripCapitalizt“Venturas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it!”
10.The Roman-Cosplaying Enslavers of Caligulas LegionPsychotic Dictatorship“Ista Quidem Vis Est!”
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Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board

The Lower 139 wrote:I'm doing more coke! Just not here!

You'll do your coke here, or you can do it in the employee bathroom of the local restaurant we've taken over in a violent siege. Anywhere else is mucho bad-o senor, and will result in you going on a coke-fuelled rampage that wasn't officially authorized by us. What the cartel boss says here goes, goddamnit.

Nah, the Families ain't dead in the fire, we rise up again. Allow us to introduce ourselves: we are the Los Santos Families, we are what remains of the OG Families based on Grove Street, but without the Johnson family to lead and guide us. Forged in nuclear fire from the ashes of the old American Republic, the LSF became a paramilitary organization that is meant to survive the nuclear waste. The Ballas did also survive the fallout, and so too are the Vagos, but to drastically few numbers. But now, we are not based in Grove Street anymore, those mutants took it over and made it their home.

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DOWN IN OHIO
DOWN IN OHIO
DOWN IN OHIO

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I wish I could explain the last two posts, but I really can't. Like, either of them. They just both confuse me.

Also, this is yet another alt account of Soveiniesberg, now with more FT-ish garbage and shredded cheese.

The Mikoyan MiG-29 (Russian: Микоян МиГ-29; NATO reporting name: Fulcrum) is a twin-engine fighter aircraft designed in the Soviet Union. Developed by the Mikoyan design bureau as an air superiority fighter during the 1970s, the MiG-29, along with the larger Sukhoi Su-27, was developed to counter new U.S. fighters such as the McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle and the General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon. The MiG-29 entered service with the Soviet Air Forces in 1982.

Karazicu wrote:The Mikoyan MiG-29 (Russian: Микоян МиГ-29; NATO reporting name: Fulcrum) is a twin-engine fighter aircraft designed in the Soviet Union. Developed by the Mikoyan design bureau as an air superiority fighter during the 1970s, the MiG-29, along with the larger Sukhoi Su-27, was developed to counter new U.S. fighters such as the McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle and the General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon. The MiG-29 entered service with the Soviet Air Forces in 1982.

You gave up a cosy spot in Psychotic Dictatorships for here? Karacizu, you're one of my favourite NS friends but your sudden presence here is both surprising, confusing and bewildering all at once. You're making me want to stop doing my drugs.

Well I mean I kind of did sweet FA over there in Psychotic Dictatorships, plus I have no idea who 99% of the mates over there are, haven't interacted with them much. Besides, I'm much more familiar with more of you mates, so here I am. plus now i can fill boards with facts about soviet aircraft

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