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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 151stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164thLargest Black Market: 337th
The Infinite Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
God-King Cthulhu
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Boarder Princes

Population16.68 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderGod-King Cthulhu
FaithCult of Cthulhu

CurrencyElder Sign
AnimalOctopus

The Infinite Kingdom of Boarder Princes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-King Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.68 billion Cultists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultist economy, worth a remarkable 6,919 trillion Elder Signs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,833 Elder Signs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,187,688 per year while the poor average 115,346, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, God-King Cthulhu's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boarder Princes's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Boarder Princes is ranked 7,068th in the world and 2nd in Underworld for Most Stationary, with 2,786.7867233998 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 151stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164thLargest Black Market: 337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 370thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526thLargest Agricultural Sector: 527thMost Corrupt Governments: 545thMost Secular: 604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLowest Crime Rates: 840thMost Advanced Public Education: 842ndLargest Insurance Industry: 884thHighest Average Incomes: 966thMost Patriotic: 1,134thLargest Governments: 1,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,424thHighest Economic Output: 1,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,664thHealthiest Citizens: 2,713thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,428thMost Efficient Economies: 5,289thSmartest Citizens: 5,596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,258thMost Stationary: 7,068thRudest Citizens: 8,495thBest Weather: 8,624thMost Influential: 8,910thMost Conservative: 9,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,808thMost Developed: 14,797thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,018thMost Authoritarian: 17,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,099thLargest Populations: 22,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,872nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, God-King Cthulhu's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Boarder Princes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Boarder Princes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On the supremacy of the Potato"".

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