Population | 16.68 billion |
Capital | R'lyeh |
Leader | God-King Cthulhu |
Faith | Cult of Cthulhu |
Currency | Elder Sign |
Animal | Octopus |
The Infinite Kingdom of Boarder Princes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-King Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.68 billion Cultists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cultist economy, worth a remarkable 6,919 trillion Elder Signs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,833 Elder Signs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,187,688 per year while the poor average 115,346, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, God-King Cthulhu's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boarder Princes's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.
Boarder Princes is ranked 7,068th in the world and 2nd in Underworld for Most Stationary, with 2,786.7867233998 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, God-King Cthulhu's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Boarder Princes, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Boarder Princes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Boarder Princes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Boarder Princes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On the supremacy of the Potato"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.