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The History of Hell: Edition 4.2

2003 In the beginning
Satan as lightening fell, sparking the creation of the fiery pit Hell. The home to all the Demons of nationstates.

Satan's first chosen Delegate of Hell, she would rule from early 2003 till June 2003.
By May 2003 founding nations Satan, Sheol, Miss, and One Bad Asp, have arrived in Hell.
May 28th, 2003 Hell population: 84 nations.

June 2003 Hell Elders Pseudomonarchy Demonum and Freddland arrive in Hell.
June 22nd, 2003 Hell population: 96 nations.
Sheol got deleted by NS Mods while still delegate.

One Bad Asp
Satan's second chosen Delegate, she would rule from June 2003 till February 2004. One Bad Asp was a Satanic Nazi, she was both a LaVeyan Satanist and a National Socialist.
July 2003 Hell Elders Big Jim P and Cynical Alcoholics arrive in Hell.
One Bad Asp would also go by the name Parratoga, and become a generalite member of the NS forum. Where she, Big Jim P, were both a part of a group called the "Night Crew". Where they would befriend Beeker, who would eventual join Hell a few years later after a long break from NS.
Satan hosts a weekly a chat room every Thursday. Talk with real live demons from Hell, Big Jim P, Satan, and One Bad Asp were regularly attendants.
August 17th, 2003 Hell population: 172
September 13th, 2003 Hell population: 182
December 12th, 2003 Hell population: 147
January 25th, 2004 Hell population: 124
February 22nd, 2004 Hell population: 145

Satan's Deletion
September 2003 Satan would be struck down by the mods and deleted for spamming the general forum. He started Satan's annual awards for various things, made an individual thread for each award and at one point had about half the first page of General board.

February 2004 - March 2004
February 2004 Asmodean arrives in Hell.
February 2004 - Imperial Empire raids Hell, lead by Spanish Legionaries briefly becoming Hell's delegate.
March 6th, 2004 the Rejected Realms Army liberates Hell from occupation. Resulting in Asmodean, a Hell native briefly becomes Hell's delegate for the first time.
March 6th, 2004 Hell population: 124

March 2004 till April 2004
Necrophiliacs, a Hell native becomes Hell's delegate for roughly two months.
March 12th, 2004 Hell population: 150

March 2004 Hell Elder Boolaroo arrives in Hell.

May 2004
New Jesusburg raids Hell, briefly becoming Hell's delegate. (Possibly a raid from Heaven)
May 2nd, 2004 Hell population: 131

May 2004 till June 2004
Miss, a Hell native becomes Hell's delegate for the first time for roughly two months.
June 13th, 2004 Hell population: 130

June 2004 till November 2004
Hemophilus Ducreii becomes Hell's delegate.
June 27th, 2004 Hell population: 149
August 1st, 2004 Hell population: 170
September 24th, 2004 Hell population: 138
November 12th, 2004 Hell population: 120

November 2004 till December 2004
One Bad Asp returns to the Delegate seat.
December 5th, 2004 Hell population: 111

December 2004
Fluffy Fun Fields briefly become Hell's delegate. (Native or raider unclear)

Hell Elder Sathan arrives in Hell.
December 28th, 2004 Hell population: 127

January 2005
Sinhik raids Hell, briefly becoming Hell's delegate.
January 2nd, 2005 Hell population: 141
January 9th, 2005 Hell population: 179
Around January 15th, 2005 Defenders who has snuck nations into Hell shifted their endorsements ending Sinhik occupation and freeing Hell.
January 2005 Hell Elder Despondence arrives in Hell.

January 2005 till May 2005
Asmodean becomes the delegate of Hell again, for a lengthier rule.
February 5th, 2005 Hell population: 130
March 12th, 2005 Hell population: 114
April 3rd, 2005 Hell population: 130
May 15th, 2005 Hell population: 146

Miss a Hell native becomes delegate of Hell for the second time in May 2005 till July 2005. She would serve as one of the more powerful post-Satan delegates.
May 22nd, 2005 Hell population: 158
July 24th, 2005 Hell population: 107

July - August 2005 Scary Dreams, a Hell native briefly becomes Hell's delegate.
August 7th, 2005 Hell population: 97

August 2005 Despondence a Hell native briefly become Hell's delegate for the first time.
August 2005 Bereza, a Hell native briefly become Hell's delegate.
August 21st, 2005 Hell population: 111

August - October 2005 Burtulatepus . (Native or Raider Unknown)
September 4th, 2005 Hell population: 120
October 2nd, 2005 Hell population: 101

October 2005 The God of Armagedon briefly become Hell's delegate. Believed to have been a defender.
October 9th, 2005 Hell population: 116

Miss returns to the delegate seat ruling from October 2005 till March 2006.
October 16th, 2005 Hell population: 106
March 12th, 2006 Hell population: 123

March 2006 - April 2006 Flesh Ghost become Hell's delegate. (Native or Raider Unknown) - guessing raider
March 20th, 2006 Hell population: 155
April 2nd, 2006 Hell population: 121

April 2006 Dookenstein briefly become Hell's delegate. (Native / Raider / defender Unknown) - maybe defender??
April 9th, 2006 Hell population: 123

Miss again returns to the delegate seat in April 2006 till September 2006
May 9th, 2006 Hell population: 105
July 4th, 2006 Hell population: 109
September 10th, 2006 Hell population: 81

September 2006 Very Pleasant Death, briefly becomes delegate, then switches back to Miss, then back to Very Pleasant Death till October 2006.

October 2006 - February 2007
Seskine a Hell native becomes Hell's delegate.
October 28th, 2006 Hell population: 97
January 21st-22nd, 2007 Catlandatopia lead by Pazuzu of Syria first tries and fails to raid Hell.
February 6th 2007 Hell population: 110
February 11th, 2007 Hell population: 136

February 14th, 2007 - Catlandatopia raids Hell, lead by Pazuzu of Syria who briefly becomes Hell's delegate.
February 26th, 2007 Hell population: 79
March 1st, 2007 Catlandatopia Occupation of Hell ends.

Cynical Alcoholics
Cynical Alcoholics a long time native would become Hell's longest serving delegate with 715 days, ruling from March 2007 till January 2009.
Upon becoming delegate Cynical Alcoholics would purge the region of Pazuzu of Syria's raider friends and nations associated with the former raider delegate.
March 4th, 2007 Hell population: 69
March 2007 Hell Elder Evil Personz aka The Stalker arrives in Hell.

April 15th, 2007 Hell population: 84
May 2007 Hell Elder Nodin arrives in Hell.

October 2007 Hell Elder B E E K E R arrives in Hell.

January 26th, 2008 Hell population: 45
May 18th, 2008 Hell population: 70
January 27th, 2009 Hell population: 53

February 2009 - August 2009
Crazy Goat a Hell native would become Hell's delegate.
August 23rd, 2009 Hell population: 49

Despondence returns to the delegate to rule from September 7, 2009 till September 7, 2010. Under his rule the World Factbook Entry read as;

You've arrived, congratulations! Prove your worth or be verbally maimed for days. Most cases will result in maiming. Don't forget the endorsement on the way in, either.

Executive Explosives Expert: Freddland
Formidable Filth Flinger: Gausmann
Jocular Juvenile Janitor: Big Jim
Recalcitrant Rectum of Rhyme: Nodin
Super Sophisticated Señor: Demonum
Whiney Limey: BEEKER

October 25th, 2009 Hell population: 55
March 2010 Hell Elder Sabana Santa arrives in Hell.

May 22nd, 2010 Hell population: 62
June 2010 saturon aka War-Salvaged Soldiers arrives in Hell.

August 15th, 2010 Hell population: 42
September 9th, 2010 Hell population: 41
Boolaroo briefly becomes delegate before shifting to Freddland.

Freddland a long time Hell native becomes delegate of Hell for the first time, ruling from September 9, 2010 through November 20, 2010.
October 16th, 2010 Hell population: 49
November 20th, 2010 Unknown raids Hell, Nonpointesia's become delegate of Hell and occupies the region for 5 days.
November 23rd, 2010 Defenders first attempted to Liberate Hell fails.
November 25th, 2010 The Founderless Region Alliance (FRA) liberates Hell restoring Freddland to the Delegate seat.
December 26th, 2010 B E E K E R a Hell native briefly becomes delegate for a day then shifting back to Freddland.
March 12th, 2011 Hell population: 50
April 2nd, 2011 Hell population: 52

Big Jim P
Black are the hearts that beat within
Blacker still the souls
Of the demons that haunt the dreams of men
To feast as the horrors unfold.

Big Jim P a long time Hell native and Satan's 3rd chosen delegate becomes delegate of Hell, ruling from April 4, 2011 through May 3, 2013. Big Jim P is believed to have been the first delegate to password the region upon receiving intel of an impending raid, and one of the few delegates to ever password Hell.
May 4th, 2011 Hell population: 54
September 11th, 2011 Hell population: 39

November 20th, 2011 Nodin briefly becomes Delegate of Hell after sneaking the seat away from Big Jim P. Opposition to his rule as Delegate by The Stalker, B E E K E R, and others would result in the Delegate seat shifting back to Big Jim P two days later.
January 14th, 2012 Hell population: 77
June 16th, 2012 Hell population: 58
August 18th, 2012 Hell population: 49
September 22nd, 2012 Hell population: 45

September 28th, 2012 - The Black Hawks raid Hell, Hellsatans aka Jakker becomes delegate and occupies the region for 8 days.

October 6th, 2012 Boolaroo briefly becomes delegate before shifting back to Big Jim P the following day.
October 6th, 2012 Hell population: 99
October 20th, 2012 Hell population: 63
February 16th, 2013 Hell population: 80
April 27th 2013 Hell population: 79

May 3rd, 2013 Big Jim P would suddenly resign from the delegate seat to give someone new a chance, briefly switching to Freddland follow by The Stalker becoming delegate.

The Stalker
The Stalker, also known as Evil Personz, would become delegate of Hell on May 4th, 2013 ruling for 151 days until stepping down October 2nd, 2013. Upon becoming delegate The Stalker sets up a new kingdom within Hell. As King he creates The Four Horsemen as the co-rulers of Hell.

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder, One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw, and behold... They were given power over the earth to kill by sword, famine, plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth...

Pestilence: Nodin
War: War-Salvaged Soldiers
Famine: Freddland (Vice-delegate position with 2nd most endorsements)
Death: The Stalker

The Stalker created the first official and current regional forum;
The Stalker ensures all Hell Elders in the WA had 10+ endorsements throughout his rule.
The Stalker obtains over 20 endorsements in the peak of his rule maintaining over 15 for the majority.
At request of the Hell Elders, The Stalker closed all embassies with Hell and begin the tradition of a no embassies policy.

The Stalker went on a massive recruiting spree, within the first few days of Stalker's reign the region population spiked.
May 4th, 2013 Hell population: 79
May 11th, 2013 Hell population: 108
May 18th, 2013 Hell population: 123
May 25th, 2013 Hell population: 137
June 8th, 2013 Hell population: 142
June 22nd, 2013 Hell population: 129

July 24th, 2013 The Stalker's co-rulers the Horsemen began an open coup against him as delegate. Due to a disagreement in management styles, the mass population expansion, and other changes to Hell, Nodin plotted with Freddland to overthrow The Stalker to return Freddland to the delegate seat. War-Salvaged Soldiers would briefly go inactive during this period.

The following weeks would be filled with fights on the regional message board. The majority of the Hell Elders kept out of the fighting, and continued to endorse both The Stalker and Freddland. Hell Elder and longest resident Pseudomonarchy Demonum would speak out in support of Stalker's rule. B E E K E R would return to Hell briefly to join the side of the coup. Many of the newer residents sided with The Stalker, and Nodin would seek outside forces to help close the endorsement lead The Stalker had over Freddland.

Ultimately the coup would fail to gain enough support to over throw The Stalker, who would rule Hell for another 100 days, with continued scattered arguments. With the fall of The Four Horsemen. The Stalker would establish the Seven Deadly Sins. Chosen from among the Hell Elders, The Stalker declared their sins.

LinkThe dragon Pseudomonarchy Demonum stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea.
It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.

LinkLust: Sabana santa
LinkGluttony: Freddland
LinkGreed: War-salvaged soldiers, upon ceasing to exist was replace by Sathan
LinkSloth: Big Jim P
LinkWrath: Nodin
LinkEnvy: Boolaroo
LinkPride: The Stalker

July 13th, 2013 Hell population: 118
August 3rd, 2013 Hell population: 127
August 24th, 2013 Hell population: 116
September 28th, 2013 Hell population: 104

October 2nd, 2013 The Stalker stepped down as delegate. Bringing to an end to his chaotic and eventful rule, nearly double the size of Hell, new forum, the plots and coup attempt, mass activity, and establishing the Seven Deadly Sins.
Coming to an agreement with Freddland, The Stalker helped shifted the delegate seat back to him. Sabana Santa would briefly become delegate before shifting to Freddland.

October 4, 2013 Freddland returns to the delegate seat, ruling till early June 2014.
Freddland appointed Cynical Alcoholics as the new Greed when Sathan cease to exist. And would later appoint two new Sins with War-Salvaged Soldiers as Treachery and Sathan as Heresy, upon their return to Hell.
October 5th, 2013 Hell population: 101
November 2nd, 2013 Hell population: 88
December 14th, 2013 Hell population: 87
January 11th, 2014 Hell population: 79
February 8th, 2014 Hell population: 78
March 8th, 2014 Hell population: 77

March 22nd, 2014 The Stalker and Nodin agree to a truce, to bury the hatchet, and move forward, putting an end to the fighting and long time feud.
March 24th, 2014 War-Salvaged Soldiers aka saturon is officially recognized as a Hell Elder.
April 5th, 2014 Hell population: 79
May 10th, 2014 Hell population: 86
June 7th, 2014 Hell population: 80

Nodin's Nazi Invasion
June 12th, 2014 Nodin invades Hell, marching in an army of Nazis to forcibly take the delegate seat. With the help of the Nazi organization, the Right Wing Uprising and it's regions; Nationalsozialistische Volksstaaten, Nazi Europa, The Fascist Union, Fifth Empire, The Greater German Reich, The Western Empire and Zarathustra.

Betraying the community of Hell and breaking the truce he had made with The Stalker a month before. Within the first day of his occupation, the Mad King The Stalker would be ejected and a regional password imposed. The majority of Hell's residents wouldn't initially take the occupation seriously, and the main reaction was mockery of the Nazi invaders.
June 13th, 2014 Hell population: 103

June 14th, 2014 Nodin's occupation of Hell worsens as he begins a mass purge of residents, ejecting over 40 nations in the span of two days. Alarming many Hellions into opposition against the Nazi occupiers. Ejected nations would begin to gather in Underworld, an outpost of Hell set up by the Mad King The Stalker.
June 16th, 2014 Hell population: 62

June 16th, 2014 A World Assembly Security Council resolution to liberate Hell is submitted by Carta (non-native) to help free Hell from Nazi occupation, which rapidly gained support from the international community. Forum thread: viewtopic.php?f=10&t=300156

June 17th, 2014 Ejections continue, Hell Elders and senior residents Pseudomonarchy Demonum and Cynical Alcoholics get ejected from Hell.

June 18th, 2014 An opportunity for the Nazis to reclaim Nazi Europa's original region Nazi Europe arises. Nodin and his army of Nazis depart Hell in an effort to retake their homeland, and avoid fighting a two fronted battle. This would give Hell natives a chance to regain control of Hell. The Nazis' efforts to retake Nazi Europe would end in failure, amounting to a double loss for the Nazi invaders.
June 18, 2014 population: 34 nations (Approximately)

The Aftermath
June 19th, 2014 Freddland returns to the Delegate seat, changing the password and ejecting a handful of the remaining Nazis. Together Freddland, Big Jim P, and The Stalker would oversee Hell's recovery and beginning the process of bringing back ejected residents.

The damage Nodin's occupation had done would leave Hell fractured, many ejected nations wouldn't end up returning. Noted ejected Hell Elder Pseudomonarchy Demonum would choose not to return and set up a splinter region The Hell. Several other ejected residents would choose to remain in Underworld.

Hells Gate run by Big Jim P, The Red Empire of the Toad run by Freddland, and Underworld run by The Stalker, would be set up and recognized as the three portal regions to Hell. Serving as Hellion outposts and as a waiting area for nations wishing to enter Hell.

June 19th, 2014 Hell tries to get the World Assembly Security Council resolution to liberate Hell pulled from the queue, but is unable to in time, and the resolution goes to vote. The resolution doesn't pass at the requests of Hell's residents.
June 21st, 2014 Hell population: 37 nations

June 23rd, 2014 Boolaroo briefly becomes delegate due to endorsement shifting by the hostile nation Opium Grove, who was accidentally let into Hell.

June 23rd, 2014 Big Jim P would take up the delegate seat for awhile.
July 5th, 2014 Hell population: 47 nations
August 2nd, 2014 Hell population: 49 nations

August 8th, 2014 Freddland would retake the seat for a little while, as Big Jim P had become busy with real life obligations.
August 23rd, 2014 Hell population: 44 nations

The Return of the King
August 29th, 2014 The Stalker returns to the Delegate seat of Hell to rebuild the region. Forging a new Kingdom of Hell, an elaborate new hierarchy based off of Dante's Inferno's Nine Circles of Hell. With The Stalker, Big Jim P, and Freddland as the three rulers of Hell.

The Dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.
Leviathan: Freddland The Beast of the Sea, Gatekeeper of Hell.

On the other side rose up Belial, in act more graceful and humane, A fairer person lost not Heaven; he seemed. For dignity composed and high exploit: But all was false and hollow; though his Tongue.
Belial: Big Jim P The Master of Earth, Lord of Hell.

How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning...For you have said in your heart: 'I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation on the farthest sides of the north; I will ascend above the heights of the clouds, I will be like the Most High.
Lucifer: The Stalker The Morning Star, King of Hell.

In this new order all residents of Hell would be given the chance to choose a Fallen Angel / Demonic name from mythology as their title in the hierarchy.

When the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil and Satan,
He who deceiveth the whole world, he was cast out into the earth,
And his angels were cast out with him...

The Fallen
LinkLucifer: The Stalker
LinkBelial: Big Jim P
LinkLeviathan: Freddland
LinkBeelzebub: Cynical Alcoholics
LinkBaal: War-salvaged soldiers
LinkRatsmodee: Sabana santa
LinkMalingee: Boolaroo
Amduscias: Mc johnny

Over the following weeks of his return, The Stalker would work to rebuild and strengthen the new Kingdom. He recruited a number of new active residents to Hell, greatly increasing regional activity and upping the endorsement count of the Delegate back into double digits. The Stalker would also work towards reviving LinkHell's forum. Hell wounds would be healed.

One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast. And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against him?”

Underworld would be expanded and used as Hell's main outpost. Serving as the public half of Hell. Nations wishing to join Hell, would be required to first join Underworld and undergo The Trials to earn their passage.
August 30th, 2014 Hell population: 46 nations
September 12th, 2014 Hell population: 53 nations
October 4th, 2014 Hell population: 58 nations
October 25th, 2014 Hell population: 62 nations
November 15th, 2014 Hell population: 58 nations
December 13th, 2014 Hell population: 60 nations
January 17th , 2015 Hell population: 58 nations
February 14th, 2015 Hell population: 59 nations

February 17th, 2015 Hell's Bells is born, the new regional newspaper of Hell run by The Stalker as it's Editor and demonic Chief. Major contributions would come from Freddland who runs a regular advice column called Ask Fredd! Freddland also came up with the paper's name, Hell's Bells.

The first Issue of Hell's regional Newspaper Hell's Bells is published; Issue I. In the Land of the Dead

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven.

February 26th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue II. Lust For Life
March 14th, 2015 Hell population: 55 nations

March 16 2015 The World Assembly Commends The Stalker's nation Forever Fields for his accomplishments and contributions to Hell and throughout nationstates.

March 17th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Hell's Bells Issue III. Drink with the Devil

April 1st, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Hell's Bells Issue IV. Have ya heard?
April 11th, 2015 Hell population: 54 nations

April 21st, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue V. Sympathy For The Devil

April 28th, 2015 The Stalker Co-Authors a resolution to Condemn The Pacific.
May 9th, 2015 Hell population: 62 nations

May 31st, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue VI. For Whom the Bell Tolls
June 20th, 2015 Hell population: 60 nations

June 28th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue VII. Ghost Riders in the Sky
July 18th, 2015 Hell population: 62 nations

July 31st, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue VIII: Devils Haircut
August 15th, 2015 Hell population: 61 nations

August 20th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue IX: He's Evil
September 24th, 2015 Hell population: 56 nations

September 25th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue X: A King Dust Demon
October 17th, 2015 2015 Hell population: 61 nations

October 25th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XI: No room in Hell
November 14th, 2015 Hell population: 62 nations

November 26th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XII. Satan Is My Motor
December 12th, 2015 Hell population: 60 nations

December 24th, 2015 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XIII. Christmas Time in Hell
January 2nd, 2016 Hell population: 60 nations

January 28th, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XIV. Comfort Eagle
February 6th, 2016 Hell population: 64 nations
March 12th, 2016 Hell population: 62 nations

March 22nd, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XV. Ace of Spades
April 16th, 2016 Hell population: 64 nations

April 26th, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XVI. Red Right Hand

May 5th, 2016 Mc johnny is reconginzed as a Hell Elder for his three years WA residency within Hell.
May 7th, 2016 Hell population: 65 nations

May 26th, 2016 The World Assembly Commends Hell for it's unique system to keep the region secure and prosperous, authored by Yokiria, aka RiderSyl.

And all who dwell on the earth will worship the beast, all whose names have not been written from the foundation of the world in the book of life.

May 31st, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XVII. Beat The Devil's Tattoo
June 6th, 2016 Hell population: 62 nations

July 19th, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XVIII. Satan Lend Me A Dollar

August 30th, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XIX. The Seventh Son

December 3rd, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XX. When You’re Evil

December 23rd, 2016 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXI. Blackstar

January 16th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXII. Apeman

February 14th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXIII. I Can't Decide

March 30th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXIV. Thunder On The Mountain

May 28th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXV. I'm Not Like Everybody Else

August 8th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXVI. Heathens

November 13th, 2017 Hell's Bells publishes; Issue XXVII. Six Feet for the Devil
November 19th, 2017 Hell population: 70 nations

Written by,
The Stalker
Pride of Hell.
Dialoguer of History.
The Mad King.

Additional input provided by, Big Jim P, Cynical Alcoholics, Freddland, and Founderless Region Alliance member Frattastan