The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.204 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,002 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 274,816 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 1,377^th in the world and 5^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 325 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.