The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Powers with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.227 billion New England INCians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 5,753 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 512,426 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBNEI Governor goes house hunting, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 2,392^nd in the world and 26^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Patriotic, with 102.48 flags saluted per person per day.