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Highest Poor Incomes: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Through bureaucracy we thrive
King Powers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New England INC

Population6.217 billion

CapitalHead Sector 12
LeaderKing Powers


The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.217 billion New England INCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 515,968 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by New England INCians, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 270,174th in the world and 288th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 599thMost Corrupt Governments: 633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 679thMost Patriotic: 726thMost Subsidized Industry: 729thLargest Black Market: 781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 884thLargest Publishing Industry: 957thMost Efficient Economies: 1,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,016thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,024thLowest Crime Rates: 1,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,080thLargest Governments: 1,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,648thSmartest Citizens: 1,670thMost Developed: 1,837thMost Influential: 2,043rdMost Cultured: 2,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,500thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,603rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,785thLargest Retail Industry: 2,992ndRudest Citizens: 3,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,218thLargest Mining Sector: 3,701stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,849thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,579thHighest Economic Output: 5,311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,370thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,981stMost Secular: 8,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,580thHighest Food Quality: 10,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,273rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,583rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,787th
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Average: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the region

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