The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.217 billion New England INCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 515,968 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by New England INCians, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 270,174^th in the world and 288^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.