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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469thHighest Average Incomes: 488th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Through bureaucracy we thrive
King Powers
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New England INC

Population3.644 billion

CapitalHead Sector 12
LeaderKing Powers
FaithPowerism

CurrencyPound
AnimalRobot

The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.644 billion New England INCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 453,224 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Little girls are in tears as King Powers confiscates their pink princess ballgowns, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and many are questioning King Powers wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 901st in the world and 20th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 19,018.06 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469thHighest Average Incomes: 488thLargest Agricultural Sector: 491stMost Corrupt Governments: 642ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 733rdMost Patriotic: 745thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 813thLargest Insurance Industry: 899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 901stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,107thLargest Black Market: 1,300thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,396thMost Efficient Economies: 1,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,978thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,161stLargest Retail Industry: 2,190thLargest Governments: 2,239thMost Secular: 2,285thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,497thMost Developed: 2,649thSmartest Citizens: 3,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,098thLargest Mining Sector: 3,197thMost Influential: 3,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,770thRudest Citizens: 3,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,040thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,112thMost Cultured: 5,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,292ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,704thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,967thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,851stHighest Economic Output: 10,778thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,269th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, many are questioning King Powers wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : New England INC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, little girls are in tears as King Powers confiscates their pink princess ballgowns.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.

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