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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 557th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,126th
The Imperial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Thou shalt know no fear
Founder / WA Delegate / Office of the Viceroy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.592 billion

LeaderEmanoel II


The Imperial Empire of Jocospor is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emanoel II with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.592 billion Jocospites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vocryae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jocospite economy, worth 980 trillion Flamas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 148,693 Flamas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone apparently sends Emanoel II hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jocospor's national animal is the Finch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moderatism.

Jocospor is ranked 31,077th in the world and 152nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,479.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 557thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,126thLargest Black Market: 1,484thMost Influential: 1,501stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,783rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,915thLargest Mining Sector: 5,376thMost Avoided: 6,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,428thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,809thLowest Crime Rates: 13,345thHighest Economic Output: 13,346thLargest Retail Industry: 14,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,073rdMost Conservative: 16,142ndLargest Governments: 16,594th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Riakou, Wexis, Lizc, Hypenep, Hixoelop, Keather, Balmorden, Dokertonovia, The Snackbar, Orginal Zealand, United Western Lands, Taurus94, Gukapub, Richard Nixonopolis, Invicticus Primus, ElectronicArts, Ulutia, Borathia, Kushrum, Erich Hartmann, Merconitonitopia, Budgerigar Islands, United Federation Of Pancakes, The great Beaver, Nhallen, Chaladonia, Scherzinger, Yiggaemurst, Shiya, Celsland, Everyone Must Die Or Obey, Shronok, Saskonta, United Perkistan, Boloo Towentinbopolftopia, Agraveth, Bakkeistan, The Reapers of the Apocalypse, Gumb, Xephonia, New Amant Blay, Ruststraya, Thalemons, Northern Impor, Mayakava, The Imperial States of North America, Nerannon, La Polizia Si Incazza, and 144 others.Wilhelms, DEV1ATE, Carrotistan, Accelerated Neo-China, Kheora, The betters, The Nazi German American Empire, Incindia Village, Rossiyaana, Anti-Freedoms Co, The United States of Sheep, WRONGMANIA, Szvertland, Iferyx, Redluin, Integralists Of Brazil, Solar Ascendancy, Dividious, Andoros, BOFADEESE, Significantly Sized Bricks, Interstelcia, New Militant Republic, The American Legion of Fascist, Crwel, New Saxsony, French Arabia, Sparkvernia, Liri Ziyou, The Mighty Mongrel Mob, Doerbach, The Antegrian Union, Elendorian, Fascist States of Nationalist Slavland, Wieseland, Tertania, United Great Kekistan, Nicht Gut, Aurthland, Abrintia, Nazilore, The Christianites, Dedulous, Freessr, Inferno Drake, Former Yugoslav Republic of Vojvodina, Winter Gulley, Ugria, Iamdog, Intan Mon, Eastern Prudksa, Supreme Collabs, 1500N, Vaktaria, Cunniff, Of the war hammer, Caledonian Concordants, Pereyra, Jishwas Meme Republic, Akhlyentii, Swade1620, The eternal state of the king, Persidonia, New Duck Pond, Saint Vadeem Islands, Swedjorn, Comein, Trastian, Ribbean, The Souless Damned, Kotumba, The Iron Legion of Takkonia, Suzukica, New Apperon, Scheinenland, Poland-Luithania, Galactic Imperial Republic, Moravian-Silesian Federation, Great Iounotchkia, Clon Had, InfInf, TeesValley, Democratic Hargeing Sung, Karstoz, United Nord-Europa, Ruthlessnia, North Mavia, Unilandx, Corinht, Terra incarnacia, New Vinlarm, OgirDor, DUL0C, Acrittlane, Karzekistan, Seleneus, Xananistan, Canaveran Empire, The German Primitivist Protectorate, Greater German Fourth Reich, South Minas Geraes, Serendipita, Warsa, His Most Serene Trump, Northern Dobrujea, Regna Loreau, Amaran Empire, Volia Namiviloon, Balqia, Great-Germania, The Sovereign Nishtic Paragon, Nordivos, Varunapolis, Seancha, Argyntra, West Heisen, Khanbaliq Mongolia, Boennesis, Greallemonsland, Centuriona, Fajihas, Outer Kaingens, Divinus, Vlamms Statt, Eudaschia, Agrarnoye khristianskoye sodruzhestvo, Kickemin, Castelia, North Emestia, DixielandsArkanasia, Great Morningstar, Coestania, Sinisstrians, Bourgon, Morover, The Fascist Waffle Empire, Getmanshchina, Revesialand, Bagiona, Imperial Socialist Republic of Tong, Yarghuria, New Fetra, Terasina, and Deus Vult121.

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