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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 503rd Largest Insurance Industry: 1,135th
The Imperial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Thou shalt know no fear
Founder / WA Delegate / Office of the Viceroy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.561 billion

LeaderEmanoel II


The Imperial Empire of Jocospor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emanoel II with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.561 billion Jocospites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vocryae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jocospite economy, worth 975 trillion Flamas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 148,693 Flamas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone apparently sends Emanoel II hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jocospor's national animal is the Finch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moderatism.

Jocospor is ranked 74,291st in the world and 308th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,412.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,135thLargest Black Market: 1,493rdMost Influential: 1,581stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,843rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,950thLargest Mining Sector: 5,429thMost Avoided: 7,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,464thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,304thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,610thHighest Average Incomes: 12,839thLowest Crime Rates: 13,309thHighest Economic Output: 13,385thLargest Retail Industry: 14,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,135thMost Conservative: 16,197thLargest Governments: 16,602nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 183 » ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Riakou, Fetra, Wexis, Lizc, Hypenep, Hixoelop, Keather, Balmorden, Dokertonovia, VanesaPrincesa, The Snackbar, Orginal Zealand, United Western Lands, Taurus94, Gukapub, Richard Nixonopolis, Invicticus Primus, ElectronicArts, Ulutia, Borathia, Kushrum, Erich Hartmann, Merconitonitopia, Budgerigar Islands, United Federation Of Pancakes, The great Beaver, Nhallen, Chaladonia, Dipcake, Scherzinger, Yiggaemurst, Shiya, Celsland, Everyone Must Die Or Obey, Shronok, Saskonta, United Perkistan, Boloo Towentinbopolftopia, Agraveth, Bakkeistan, The Reapers of the Apocalypse, Gumb, Xephonia, New Amant Blay, Ruststraya, Scoobopolis, Thalemons, Northern Impor, and 133 others.Mayakava, The Imperial States of North America, Nerannon, La Polizia Si Incazza, Wilhelms, DEV1ATE, Carrotistan, Accelerated Neo-China, Kheora, The betters, The Nazi German American Empire, Incindia Village, Rossiyaana, Anti-Freedoms Co, The United States of Sheep, WRONGMANIA, Szvertland, Iferyx, Redluin, Integralists Of Brazil, Solar Ascendancy, Dividious, Andoros, BOFADEESE, Significantly Sized Bricks, Interstelcia, New Militant Republic, The American Legion of Fascist, Crwel, New Saxsony, French Arabia, Sparkvernia, Liri Ziyou, The Mighty Mongrel Mob, Doerbach, The Antegrian Union, Elendorian, Fascist States of Nationalist Slavland, Wieseland, Tertania, United Great Kekistan, Nicht Gut, Aurthland, Abrintia, Nazilore, The Christianites, Dedulous, Freessr, Moorabella, Inferno Drake, Former Yugoslav Republic of Vojvodina, Winter Gulley, Ugria, Iamdog, Intan Mon, Eastern Prudksa, Supreme Collabs, 1500N, Vaktaria, Cunniff, Of the war hammer, Caledonian Concordants, Pereyra, Jishwas Meme Republic, Akhlyentii, Swade1620, The eternal state of the king, Persidonia, John Haberman, New Duck Pond, Saint Vadeem Islands, Swedjorn, Comein, Trastian, Ribbean, The Souless Damned, Kotumba, The Iron Legion of Takkonia, Suzukica, New Apperon, Scheinenland, Poland-Luithania, Galactic Imperial Republic, Moravian-Silesian Federation, Great Iounotchkia, Clon Had, InfInf, TeesValley, Democratic Hargeing Sung, Karstoz, United Nord-Europa, Ruthlessnia, North Mavia, Unilandx, Corinht, Terra incarnacia, New Vinlarm, OgirDor, DUL0C, Acrittlane, Karzekistan, Seleneus, Xananistan, Canaveran Empire, The German Primitivist Protectorate, Greater German Fourth Reich, South Minas Geraes, Serendipita, Warsa, His Most Serene Trump, Northern Dobrujea, Regna Loreau, Amaran Empire, Volia Namiviloon, Balqia, Great-Germania, The Sovereign Nishtic Paragon, Nordivos, Varunapolis, Seancha, Argyntra, West Heisen, Khanbaliq Mongolia, Boennesis, Greallemonsland, Centuriona, Fajihas, Outer Kaingens, Divinus, Vlamms Statt, Eudaschia, Agrarnoye khristianskoye sodruzhestvo, and Kickemin.
WA update pending: Nation has 184 verified endorsements.

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