The Technocracy of Andoros is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.582 billion Andorosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 295,519 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and astronomers are flocking to Andoros to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 5,836^th in the world and 58^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Black Market, with 261 trillion Standard Monetary Units.