The Technocracy of Andoros is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.598 billion Andorosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,176 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 329,929 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and Andorosian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 243,700^th in the world and 294^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 11.84 Whatever.