The Technocracy of Andoros is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.608 billion Andorosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 320,883 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 3,241^st in the world and 13^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 96.21 on the Human Development Index.