Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Noobloxia wrote:

Ooftention! As direct retaliation to outrageous oppression of noobs at the hands of Feuraxia, the Allied Noob states has declared a state of Oofsurgency. We shall liberate all the noobs in the repugnant Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia, and blox their cities in to the ground!
#nooblivesmatter

General Oofler
President of Allied Noob States

Hail the Confederation!

Beliving that this is a ridiculous reason to start a war, and since we are on good term with the nation you are declaring war on, if you intend to continue with this action, I will be forced to declare war on you.

Yours, Sir Alexander Firstborne HCS, The Immortal Emperor of Alexandria

Hail the Confederation!

Of Yeet Skeet Repeat wrote:

That is extremely stupid. I agree with the empire of Alexander The Magnus

Just a reminder, you need to Hail the Confederation! at the end of your quotes.

Hail the Confederation!

Actually General Oofler has been planning this war for a long time. He has rallied many noobs to his side with anti-anarcho capitalist propaganda and perceived oppression of the noob people by Feuraxian slave masters. Due to the militarist policies adopted over his 7 year leadership, he has amassed a truly gargantuan army of ideological zealots bent on the annihilation of Feuraxia. The entire population of Noobloxia is at war with us. This is our darkest hour, and we request any support that can be given. Below is a factbook which gives more information on Oofler's second Oofsurgency.

The Second Oofsurgency

by The Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia

The Second Oofsurgency

Map of Feuraxia one day into the invasion.

Introduction

At 11:56am on the 2nd of June 2020, General Oofler declared war on the "repugnant Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia," citing retribution for the oppression of the noob people. Shortly afterwards, the Socialist President of Tiberius also declared war on Feuraxia. The heavily bolstered and well organised armies of both nations tore through the unsuspecting Feuraxian border force. The Noobloxian army captured Bluebird city just two hours into the initial thrust. It seemed that Feuraxia was overwhelmed by enormous numbers of Noob and Tiberian soldiers. Estimations from Carl Kingstown, general of the Feuraxian army numbered the total equating force of both the Noob States and Tiberius at around 7 million.

Origins

General Oofler's invasion of Feuraxia was many years in the making. It was even schemed before the first Oofsurgency of 2013, in which hundreds and thousands of noobs across the Northern strip revolted. Feuraxia's underfunded and undermanned military was trampled over stampedes upon stampedes of noob militia, which gave rise to the Noob States. General Oofler could have pushed South to Castillia and Port Patterson, however the World Assembly threatened to intervene. This forced Oofler to reluctantly sign a peace treaty with Casiro Pershing, former CEO of the Bank of Feuraxia. Once the war ended, the Noobloxian nationstate was born and General Oofler wasted no time on consolidating his power in the region. The Feuraxian mining company was nationalised in the peace deal to become the Noobloxian mining company. The government adopted the policies of Autarky (economic self sufficiency) and militarism to overtake Feuraxian defensive capabilities. Consumer goods factories were repurposed into munitions factories, and the state prioritised defense expenditure over everything else. It seemed that the whole purpose of the Noob state was to conquer Feuraxia, and burn its cities into the ground.

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Printed with authorisation from the Head of Feuraxian corporate databases
Harold Goume
Administration for Bank of Feuraxia Historical Archives 2020

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In the event your nation wishes to send aid, please keep your volunteer force under 100,000 for reasonable roleplay purposes.

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Fredick McKinney
CEO of the Bank of Feuraxia

High Prince Malneth: “…so, we implore both sides to seek a peaceful resolution to this conflict. No two nations from the same region should fight each other. No further questions.”

The Prince steps down from the podium, and walks briskly away from the press conference room. The Director of the Office of Foreign Aid, Helen Banreaux catches up to him, and walks with him.

Malneth: “Well?”

Banreaux: looking around furtively to ensure no one else is around “We’re in negotiations with Feuraxia for the fighter jet contract now, Your Highness, and Noobloxia has agreed to send a delegation to discuss buying guided artillery rounds.”

Malneth: “Good. Just make sure neither of them knows about the other. There’s a lot of money on the line.”

Banreaux: “Obviously, Your Highness.”

Banreaux turns away, heading to her office at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Malneth, smiling to himself and lost in thought, continues walking down the hallway.

Eager at a chance to be part of a conflict, The Burning Legions of Hellslayer clamour for Lord Demon Jax Arcanic to join the war. However, mindful of international relations, he decides to instead allow an army of 1000 elite Hellish Guardsmen to the highest bidder. In addition, for the first time in the long history of Hellslayer, we be selling Hellfire missiles, which explode and release a 3 mile radius of Hellfire, a type of demonic flame that is over 100x the heat at the centre of the sun, as well as the Hellslayerian army's standard weapon, the SoulRender MII, which not only works as a regular rifle, but curses the bullets to cause extreme agony to those it hits. Anyone interested or with questions should check my dispatch and then contact me.

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!