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Founder: The Shadow Cult of Jocospor
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Regional Power: Very High
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The Most Avoided in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is ranked 2,154th in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned||Father Knows Best State||“Death Will Show You the Way”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of Incindia Village||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Clean burning pyromancy”|
|3.||The Profiteering Corporations of ElectronicArts||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Embrace, Expand, Extinguish.”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Nicorian||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Order Shall Prevail”|
|5.||The Empire of Shiya||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Im a friendly fascist for I do know what’s best for you”|
|6.||The Corporate Empire of Depackya||Corporate Police State||“Liberty is Overrated”|
|7.||The State-Mandated Utopia of Tobelade||Corporate Police State||“Get off my property.”|
|8.||The Faschist Dictatorship of Deutsche Foerderation||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ehre ist Zwang genug”|
|9.||The Most Serene Republic of Bingotonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“A pound, a pound exactly of flesh”|
|10.||The Corporate Dystopia of Valerox||Corporate Police State||“Prosperity, conformity, obedience.”|
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Beliving that this is a ridiculous reason to start a war, and since we are on good term with the nation you are declaring war on, if you intend to continue with this action, I will be forced to declare war on you.
Yours, Sir Alexander Firstborne HCS, The Immortal Emperor of Alexandria
Hail the Confederation!
Actually General Oofler has been planning this war for a long time. He has rallied many noobs to his side with anti-anarcho capitalist propaganda and perceived oppression of the noob people by Feuraxian slave masters. Due to the militarist policies adopted over his 7 year leadership, he has amassed a truly gargantuan army of ideological zealots bent on the annihilation of Feuraxia. The entire population of Noobloxia is at war with us. This is our darkest hour, and we request any support that can be given. Below is a factbook which gives more information on Oofler's second Oofsurgency.
Map of Feuraxia one day into the invasion.
At 11:56am on the 2nd of June 2020, General Oofler declared war on the "repugnant Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia," citing retribution for the oppression of the noob people. Shortly afterwards, the Socialist President of Tiberius also declared war on Feuraxia. The heavily bolstered and well organised armies of both nations tore through the unsuspecting Feuraxian border force. The Noobloxian army captured Bluebird city just two hours into the initial thrust. It seemed that Feuraxia was overwhelmed by enormous numbers of Noob and Tiberian soldiers. Estimations from Carl Kingstown, general of the Feuraxian army numbered the total equating force of both the Noob States and Tiberius at around 7 million.
General Oofler's invasion of Feuraxia was many years in the making. It was even schemed before the first Oofsurgency of 2013, in which hundreds and thousands of noobs across the Northern strip revolted. Feuraxia's underfunded and undermanned military was trampled over stampedes upon stampedes of noob militia, which gave rise to the Noob States. General Oofler could have pushed South to Castillia and Port Patterson, however the World Assembly threatened to intervene. This forced Oofler to reluctantly sign a peace treaty with Casiro Pershing, former CEO of the Bank of Feuraxia. Once the war ended, the Noobloxian nationstate was born and General Oofler wasted no time on consolidating his power in the region. The Feuraxian mining company was nationalised in the peace deal to become the Noobloxian mining company. The government adopted the policies of Autarky (economic self sufficiency) and militarism to overtake Feuraxian defensive capabilities. Consumer goods factories were repurposed into munitions factories, and the state prioritised defense expenditure over everything else. It seemed that the whole purpose of the Noob state was to conquer Feuraxia, and burn its cities into the ground.
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Administration for Bank of Feuraxia Historical Archives 2020
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Hail the Confederation!
CEO of the Bank of Feuraxia
To his majesty the Immortal Emperor of Alexandria
The Feuraxians are the most disgusting and miserable peoples with a truly vile system for societal operation. Their regressive ideological institutions are factories for systematic greed and institutionalised corruption. We, the 822 million noobs of the Noob State are their righteous saviours. We shall do them the mercy of unexistence, for it is better that they are sacrificed for the benefit of the glorious CCD. No longer will they pollute your minds with their despisable doctrines of backward think, but we the noobs will bring forth a golden age to the Usean continent. Did they omit their wickedry with Leasath? They were conquered on the sole reason of failure to pay the capitalistic Jizya tax.
Henceforth, for the benefit of the CCD, it is with great heaviness, that I send forth my legions to eradicate the Feuraxian plague.
Hail the Confederation!
President of the Noob States
High Prince Malneth: “…so, we implore both sides to seek a peaceful resolution to this conflict. No two nations from the same region should fight each other. No further questions.”
The Prince steps down from the podium, and walks briskly away from the press conference room. The Director of the Office of Foreign Aid, Helen Banreaux catches up to him, and walks with him.
Banreaux: looking around furtively to ensure no one else is around “We’re in negotiations with Feuraxia for the fighter jet contract now, Your Highness, and Noobloxia has agreed to send a delegation to discuss buying guided artillery rounds.”
Malneth: “Good. Just make sure neither of them knows about the other. There’s a lot of money on the line.”
Banreaux: “Obviously, Your Highness.”
Banreaux turns away, heading to her office at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Malneth, smiling to himself and lost in thought, continues walking down the hallway.
The Xaviet Empire is against insurgents but is unable to battle against such for.......ahem.. unknown repeating events in RY.
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Desk of Foreign Affairs.
Assenstadt C District.
HAIL THE CONFEDERATION
Eager at a chance to be part of a conflict, The Burning Legions of Hellslayer clamour for Lord Demon Jax Arcanic to join the war. However, mindful of international relations, he decides to instead allow an army of 1000 elite Hellish Guardsmen to the highest bidder. In addition, for the first time in the long history of Hellslayer, we be selling Hellfire missiles, which explode and release a 3 mile radius of Hellfire, a type of demonic flame that is over 100x the heat at the centre of the sun, as well as the Hellslayerian army's standard weapon, the SoulRender MII, which not only works as a regular rifle, but curses the bullets to cause extreme agony to those it hits. Anyone interested or with questions should check my dispatch and then contact me.
Hellfire missiles: These missiles are used commonly by the military and forest-clearers alike as they release a 3 mile radius explosion of Hellfire. Hellfire is a type of flame that can burn at over 100x the temperature at the centre of the sun. This makes them great at simply obliterating enemy strongholds and clearing forest, but not so good if there is something you want nearby, as it will likely be ashes afterwards.
SoulRender MII: These are the standard issue guns of the Hellslayer armed forces. When firing a bullet, this gun will curse the bullet so that when it wounds an enemy it will touch both body and soul, causing extreme pain and, in rare cases, has been known to turn the victim into a demon.
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Dimension Grenade V2: This grenade will send a pulse of ethereal energy in a 10m radius. Anyone caught inside will immediately be transported to a pocket dimension filled with black flames. Time in this dimension is far slower than in reality. Therefore someone transported there will be trapped there for 10 hours before being released, and then find only 10 minutes has gone by. These black flames, like the SoulRender MII, burns the soul. However, in this case all wounds are entirely on the soul. If all soul is destroyed, they may become a demon and join the ranks of Hellslayer.
Eternal Fire: This is a famous weapon of the Burning Legion, and may even be the cause of their name. They use glass bottles filled with a cursed liquid which will burn forever. This is often used after conquering an enemy to ensure the land is never used again. However, due to the difficulty in obtaining it, it is often symbolically used on just one place rather that a whole country.
Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!
This developing situation between Feuraxia and Noobloxia has reached Imperial authorities. The Shadow cult urges the Department of Defense and the Imperial Senate at large to take the necessary action and ensure that this conflict does not escalate to the detriment of the Confederation.
The Shadow Cult is rising,
Hail the Confederation!
Central Imperial Direktorate
The Shadow Cult of Jocospor
on behalf of
The Shadow Emperor
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators