The Empire of Tertania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jameson King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.768 billion Tertanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isonphis. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tertanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Tertans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,772 Tertans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Tertans each year, endangered species are effective hostages against the Tertanian military, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tertania's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tertania is ranked 229,717^th in the world and 218^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Inclusive, scoring 6.53 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.