The Eternal Queendom of Regna Loreau is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Queen Evelyn Primrose Montgomery with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.542 billion Regna Loreauans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth 453 trillion Vitcias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,353 Vitcias, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Císařský Fénix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anoxism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 31,524^th in the world and 118^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 453 trillion Standard Monetary Units.