The Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.89 billion Loreauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Vitcias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,405 Vitcias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Imperial Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loreauan Lutheranism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 231,553^rd in the world and 261^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.