The Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.934 billion Loreauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,551 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Regna Loreau's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Nordens Lejon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loreauan Lutheranism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 4,825^th in the world and 22^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Smartest Citizens, with 129.6 quips per hour.