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Most Patriotic: 352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 957thLowest Crime Rates: 1,462nd
The Socialist Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Sun Shines Hope Upon Daulmārk
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Daulmark

Population3.094 billion

CapitalLevastok
LeaderGeneral Secretary Novikov
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyNočk
AnimalCrimson Falcon

The Socialist Peoples Republic of Daulmark is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Novikov with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.094 billion Daulmarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levastok. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Daulmarkian economy, worth 546 trillion Nočks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 176,766 Nočks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Daulmarkian beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daulmark's national animal is the Crimson Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Daulmark is ranked 8,885th in the world and 56th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 5,024.78 milliStalins.

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Most Patriotic: 352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 957thLowest Crime Rates: 1,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,551stHealthiest Citizens: 1,596thMost Secular: 1,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,756thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,856thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,951stBest Weather: 3,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,283rdLargest Governments: 3,355thMost Developed: 3,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,651stMost Influential: 3,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,209thSmartest Citizens: 7,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,698thMost Authoritarian: 8,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,088thHighest Average Incomes: 9,473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,287thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,236th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Daulmarkian beaches.
  • : Daulmark was endorsed by The Peoples Commune of Zicona.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Daulmark lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Daulmark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Daulmark lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, nudity is frowned upon.

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