Largest Agricultural Sector: 108th Most Corrupt Governments: 212th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 272nd
The Imperial Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the undying union of man and machine
Tsar Kasimir Sparkos
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Kasimir Sparkos with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.508 billion Sparkvernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czargorod. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sparkvernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,528 trillion novorubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 282,113 novorubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer novorubles to support "struggling" industries, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sparkvernia's national animal is the white hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Sparkvernia is ranked 10,972nd in the world and 3rd in The Chewlands for Most Stationary, with 839.70779592 Days.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 272ndLargest Insurance Industry: 391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 541stLargest Information Technology Sector: 851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 874thLargest Black Market: 1,115thHighest Average Incomes: 1,367thLowest Crime Rates: 1,545thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,689thHighest Economic Output: 1,723rdMost Secular: 2,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,553rdMost Influential: 4,734thSmartest Citizens: 4,812thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,600thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,665thMost Cultured: 5,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,067thMost Conservative: 7,189thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,991stLargest Populations: 8,524thMost Stationary: 10,972ndMost Authoritarian: 11,044thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,204thHealthiest Citizens: 15,314thLargest Governments: 15,914th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer novorubles to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Sparkvernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sparkvernia, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.

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