The Allied States of Krei is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 4.084 billion Kreians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taraquet. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kreian economy, worth 640 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,721 Marbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krei's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krei is ranked 10,131^st in the world and 63^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.83 law-abiding acts per hour.