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Most Patriotic: 1,329thMost Secular: 2,288thLowest Crime Rates: 2,825th
The National State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Nation, One Leader, One People
Supreme Leader Brak Ilstva
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.763 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Brak Ilstva


The National State of Sagrea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Brak Ilstva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.763 billion Sagreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dvirkh. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sagrean economy, worth 691 trillion braks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 183,820 braks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sagrea's national animal is the ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khrina.

Sagrea is ranked 290,605th in the world and 295th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -560.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Patriotic: 1,329thMost Secular: 2,288thLowest Crime Rates: 2,825thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,503rdMost Influential: 4,608thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,839thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,916thMost Developed: 5,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,041stLargest Governments: 5,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,237thHealthiest Citizens: 5,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,400thSmartest Citizens: 7,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,520thMost Efficient Economies: 10,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,756thHighest Average Incomes: 11,323rdBest Weather: 11,400thMost Authoritarian: 12,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,094thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,834thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,265thMost Cultured: 16,220thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,579thHighest Food Quality: 16,969thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,629thSafest: 19,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,596thMost Income Equality: 25,354th
Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sagrea lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Sagrea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Service".
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrea, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Sagrea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Magna Aurea"".
  • : Sagrea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Sagrea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Cannibalism Act".
  • : Sagrea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend SherpDaWerp".
  • : Sagrea endorsed The Grand Nation of Meridis.
  • : Sagrea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "End Blood Sports"".
  • : Sagrea was endorsed by The Grand Nation of Meridis.