The National State of Sagrea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Brak Ilstva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.763 billion Sagreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dvirkh. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sagrean economy, worth 691 trillion braks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 183,820 braks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sagrea's national animal is the ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khrina.

Sagrea is ranked 290,605^th in the world and 295^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -560.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.