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Most Armed: 1,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through power
King Oliver Formby The First
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.05 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Formby The First


The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby The First with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.05 billion Salcanceacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcancisco. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 263,919 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Salcancisco has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Of Books and Stories, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Sarkicism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 55,749th in the world and 4th in Of Books and Stories for Most Authoritarian, with 932.14 milliStalins.

Most Armed: 1,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,072ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,673rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,813thHighest Average Incomes: 2,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,323rdLargest Black Market: 3,455thMost Efficient Economies: 3,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,497thLargest Retail Industry: 4,776thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,821stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,054thLargest Governments: 5,105thMost Developed: 5,270thRudest Citizens: 5,825thSmartest Citizens: 5,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,777thLowest Crime Rates: 6,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,021stMost Influential: 10,203rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,705thMost Cultured: 12,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,660thMost Secular: 13,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,396thHighest Economic Output: 15,922ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,622nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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