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Most Armed: 2,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,477th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through power
King Oliver Formby
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.897 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Formby

AnimalWhite Martial Eagle

The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.897 billion Salcanceacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcancisco. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,086 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 264,236 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and Salcanceacyians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the White Martial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 98,040th in the world and 119th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 192.373835214 days.

Most Armed: 2,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,477thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,835thLargest Black Market: 3,112thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,551stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,001stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,133rdLargest Governments: 5,662ndMost Developed: 5,686thRudest Citizens: 6,087thSmartest Citizens: 6,198thLargest Retail Industry: 6,225thMost Patriotic: 6,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,169thLowest Crime Rates: 7,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,847thHighest Economic Output: 9,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,619thMost Influential: 10,607thMost Cultured: 11,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,963rdTop
Most Secular: 14,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,770thHighest Food Quality: 22,209th
Most Armed: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the region

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