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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,339th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,862nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,976th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through power
King Oliver Formby The First
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.226 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Formby The First


The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby The First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.226 billion Salcanceacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcancisco. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth 540 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,797 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', Salcanceacy has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Sarkicism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 4,194th in the world and 105th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Corrupt Governments, with 162.83 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,059thHighest Average Incomes: 3,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,694thMost Efficient Economies: 3,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,194thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,644thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,726thLargest Black Market: 4,802ndLargest Governments: 5,747thLargest Retail Industry: 5,928thMost Developed: 6,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,926thSmartest Citizens: 7,054thRudest Citizens: 7,151stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,611thLowest Crime Rates: 7,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,382ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,082ndMost Secular: 9,196thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,560thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,948thHighest Drug Use: 12,484thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,010thMost Cultured: 15,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,841st
Highest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the region

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