The Republic of Hunem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Yelm with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.99 billion Huns are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intermarium. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,389 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hunem's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hunem is ranked 12,289^th in the world and 39^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 1,451 trillion Standard Monetary Units.