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Most Secular: 223rd Rudest Citizens: 538th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 598th
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Population6.601 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.601 billion ShrewLlamaLandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,883 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in ShrewLlamaLand, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and most ambassadors from ShrewLlamaLand retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 6,190th in the world and 17th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,530.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Secular: 223rdRudest Citizens: 538thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 598thMost Subsidized Industry: 713thMost Cultured: 830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,464thSmartest Citizens: 1,586thMost Inclusive: 1,599thMost Developed: 1,660thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,899thHighest Average Incomes: 1,905thLargest Retail Industry: 1,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,182ndMost Influential: 2,271stLargest Governments: 2,839thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,296thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,087thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,412thMost Efficient Economies: 5,653rdHighest Drug Use: 5,755thHighest Economic Output: 6,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,156thNudest: 8,226thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,950thMost Politically Free: 9,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,959thHealthiest Citizens: 12,591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,795thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,491st
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the region

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