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Most Secular: 222nd Rudest Citizens: 543rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 598th
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Population6.823 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.823 billion ShrewLlamaLandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,598 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in ShrewLlamaLand, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and most ambassadors from ShrewLlamaLand retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 3,956th in the world and 49th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 596,339.14 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Secular: 222ndRudest Citizens: 543rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 598thMost Subsidized Industry: 697thMost Cultured: 846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,474thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,491stTop
Most Inclusive: 1,622ndSmartest Citizens: 1,628thMost Developed: 1,669thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,873rdMost Influential: 1,874thHighest Average Incomes: 1,926thLargest Retail Industry: 1,944thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,158thLargest Governments: 2,830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,382ndHighest Drug Use: 5,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,589thHighest Economic Output: 5,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,971stNudest: 8,082ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,744thMost Politically Free: 8,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,676thHealthiest Citizens: 12,513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,898thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,743rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the region

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