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Most Secular: 271st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 578th Most Subsidized Industry: 695th
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Population7.746 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.746 billion ShrewLlamaLandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,381 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in ShrewLlamaLand, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and most ambassadors from ShrewLlamaLand retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 153,590th in the world and 683rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -14.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Secular: 271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 578thMost Subsidized Industry: 695thRudest Citizens: 719thMost Cultured: 851stMost Influential: 902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,075thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,574thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,629thSmartest Citizens: 1,683rdMost Inclusive: 1,697thMost Developed: 1,746thHighest Average Incomes: 1,984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,086thLargest Retail Industry: 2,166thLargest Governments: 2,861stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,404thHighest Economic Output: 5,248thMost Efficient Economies: 5,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,775thHighest Drug Use: 6,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,567thTop
Nudest: 8,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,298thMost Politically Free: 10,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,990thHealthiest Citizens: 12,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,455thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,927thMost Stationary: 15,364th
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the region

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