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Population14.611 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.611 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,023 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,408 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 1,907th in the world and 11th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,797.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 139thMost Secular: 487thMost Efficient Economies: 813thMost Cultured: 1,027thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,445thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,468thRudest Citizens: 1,585thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,907thHighest Food Quality: 1,957thSmartest Citizens: 1,964thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,170thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,219thMost Developed: 2,639thMost Inclusive: 2,679thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,880thHighest Average Incomes: 3,033rdLargest Governments: 3,280thLargest Retail Industry: 3,631stHighest Economic Output: 3,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,645thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,657thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,152ndMost Stationary: 9,561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,028thHealthiest Citizens: 11,073rdNudest: 11,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,931stSafest: 12,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,222ndTop
Largest Populations: 21,097thLowest Crime Rates: 21,581stNicest Citizens: 22,958thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,516thMost Patriotic: 24,303rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,058thHighest Drug Use: 25,544th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the region

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