The People's State of The Yeetusa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor McRain with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.472 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,902 Yeetusan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 19,248^th in the world and 98^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.72 law-abiding acts per hour.