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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 589th
The Allied Conglomerates of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Freedom is Slavery
the Executive Committee
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Yeetusa

Population4.164 billion

CapitalTelmania
Leaderthe Executive Committee
FaithMoney

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.164 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 271,019 Yeetusan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Yeetusan politicians, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and genetic research has been halted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Money.

The Yeetusa is ranked 17,198th in the world and 68th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,855.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 774thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 806thMost Corrupt Governments: 816thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,043rdMost Avoided: 1,398thLargest Black Market: 2,212thMost Influential: 2,221stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,672ndRudest Citizens: 4,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,074thNudest: 7,480thMost Efficient Economies: 7,612thMost Patriotic: 8,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,437thLargest Governments: 8,605thMost Conservative: 9,990thMost Secular: 11,853rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,324thHighest Economic Output: 16,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,198thLargest Retail Industry: 18,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,874thLargest Mining Sector: 23,913th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Yeetusan politicians.
  • : The Yeetusa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, Yeetusans are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, The Executive Committee has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, citizens wouldn't recognise the Executive Committee if they passed one another on the street.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.

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