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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 720th
The Grand Martial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ave Quod Rex!
Chancellor Memman McRain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Yeetusa

Population1.684 billion

LeaderChancellor Memman McRain

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Grand Martial Empire of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Memman McRain with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.684 billion Yeetusans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 426 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,379 Yeetusan Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 741,302 per year while the poor average 68,352, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Yeetusan bee, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Yeetusan military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Surrealism.

The Yeetusa is ranked 173,044th in the world and 285th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring -68.22 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 823rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,338thTop
Most Devout: 2,346thLargest Mining Sector: 2,442ndMost Avoided: 2,468thLargest Black Market: 2,925thHighest Average Incomes: 3,249thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,028thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,127thNudest: 6,711thLowest Crime Rates: 6,727thMost Conservative: 6,807thLargest Governments: 7,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,165thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,596thMost Influential: 10,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,405thMost Developed: 14,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,551stMost Efficient Economies: 19,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,543rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Nudest: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the region

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