by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558th
The Allied Conglomerates of
Corporate Police State
the Executive Committee
Office of the President
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Yeetusa

Population2.923 billion

Leaderthe Executive Committee

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.923 billion Yeetusans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 765 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 261,959 Yeetusan Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,616,281 per year while the poor average 18,432, a ratio of 87.7 to 1.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, people are often woken up by rubbish music, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 18,687th in the world and 70th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,620.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 786thMost Corrupt Governments: 815thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 845thMost Avoided: 1,297thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,343rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,692ndLargest Black Market: 2,773rdRudest Citizens: 2,961stHighest Average Incomes: 3,082ndMost Influential: 3,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,052ndNudest: 7,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,245thLargest Governments: 8,280thMost Efficient Economies: 8,843rdMost Secular: 11,584thTop
Most Conservative: 13,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,393rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,268th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the region

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