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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439th
The People's State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By Right or by Might
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Yeetusa

Population7.472 billion

LeaderViktor McRain

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The People's State of The Yeetusa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor McRain with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.472 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,902 Yeetusan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 19,248th in the world and 98th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.72 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439thLargest Insurance Industry: 522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 804thMost Corrupt Governments: 808thLargest Black Market: 1,446thMost Influential: 1,504thMost Avoided: 1,607thHighest Average Incomes: 2,360thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,960thRudest Citizens: 6,193rdLargest Governments: 7,188thMost Efficient Economies: 7,409thMost Patriotic: 7,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,048thHighest Economic Output: 9,056thNudest: 9,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,093rdMost Secular: 13,768thMost Armed: 14,959thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 16,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,065thLowest Crime Rates: 19,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,768thMost Conservative: 25,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,210th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the region

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