General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Dream of Toney River
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Dream of Toney River
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Regional Power: Moderate
The Maritimes contains 27 nations, the 777th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Developed in The Maritimes
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 5,060th in the world for Most Developed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia | Corporate Police State | “Права хришћанска земља” | |
| 2. |  The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Honor” | |
| 3. |  The Wide Sea of TheMaritimes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from the Maritimes” | |
| 4. |  The Water Horses of Each Uisge | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Perpare for the ride of you life!” | |
| 5. |  The Glorious Yesterday of Bedford Central School | Left-wing Utopia | “Gone but not forgotten.” | |
| 6. |  The Snake Nest of The Lamia | New York Times Democracy | “The Power and the Glory!” | |
| 7. | The Dream of Toney River | Left-wing Utopia | “Pictou County is the centre of the universe.” | |
| 8. |  The Joy Forever of Rocky Mountain Ranger | Left-wing Utopia | “Forever” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie | Left-wing Utopia | “L'Union fait la force.” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Worship the Machine” |
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Regional Happenings
- : Embassy cancelled between Autism Spectrum and The Maritimes.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How do you feel about your future financial stability and job prospects?".
- :
The People's Republic of Boyist Mexico arrived from The Communist Bloc.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How would you rate your current physical health and energy levels?".
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts arrived from Balder.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts arrived from Balder.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
- : The Dream of Toney River rejected Warzone Galactica's request for regional embassies.
- : Canada jack ceased to exist.
The Maritimes Regional Message Board
Loading...Going to watch Manchester United vs Manchester City now. Does anyone care? 🙂
City won 1-0 down to ten men but the goal shouldn’t have counted - offside.
International Artwork
1. 
-Thanks-To Them- top 0.4%
2. 
The Lamia top 0.5%
3. 
Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena top 2%
Middle: 
Upalong top 12%
Last: 
Boycott the USA bottom 21%
World first: 
Giovanniland the West Pacific
Nudist Dreamland 
The Nude Beach top 0.5%
Gay Equality 
Quartzinne top 3%
In 
Typria, who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
In Rocky Mountain Ranger, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
In 
Centre Street, the well-to-do in The Maritimes are never on time for important appointments.
In Bay Roberts, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
I do. Did you see any hooligan brawls? If not, there are plenty of ways to incite them.
The “hooligan” stuff is so 1980s. That lot have died and gone to hooligan heaven/hell. Now supporters just get a little peeved when an offside goal is given THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE COUNTED. Otherwise we”ll all go down to the pub afterwards together for a few non-alcohol lagers and celebrate. I hate that ******* Enzo Fernández.
Arms Manufacturing
1. 
Hrstrovokia top 0.008% (22nd in world)
2. -Thanks-To Them- top 8%
3. 
Each Uisge top 27%
Middle: 
Chayofa bottom 2%
Last: 
Kalix bottom 0%
World first: 
Deamonopolis Greater Dienstad
Nudist Dreamland 
Big epic nation top 2%
Gay Equality 
Otis-T top 6%
In 
Chocolate Lake, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
In Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
In Typria, political cartoons depicting Mazinski Minei's face on an alligator snapping turtle's buttocks are selling like hotcakes.
In Blue Narcissus, voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers.
In Centre Street, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
Centre Street and Typria
“Le rêve américain ne fait plus rêver personne. Vous êtes devenu le cauchemar américain pour toute la planète.
Vous l’avez élu pour que votre Amérique retrouve sa grandeur. Elle n’a jamais été aussi petite, minuscule, minable.
C’est un seul homme, vous êtes 343 millions. Levez-vous ! Il y a 250 ans, vos ancêtres se sont battus pour la démocratie. Que penseraient-ils de vous aujourd’hui ? Vous laissez un pirate de l’âme détourner votre pays. Où est votre profit ? La santé de votre économie ? Oh yeah !? C’est tout le contraire. Ses guerres, ses attaques, ses ordres et ses décrets, c’est vous, les premiers, qui en payez le prix.
En deux ans, votre Démon blond, pardon, votre Démon de moins en moins blond a détruit le meilleur des États-Unis. Et tout ce qui faisait des États-Unis notre ami. Ni Mark Carney, ni Doug Ford, ni Bernard Drainville ne pourront rien y changer, stie.
C’est vous qui l’avez mis là. C’est vous qui pouvez l’enlever de là. Plus vous attendrez, moins vous le pourrez.
Ami américain, déniaisez.
Vous valez mieux que ça.
Vous valez mieux que lui.
N’est-ce pas ?
Signé, en toute amitié, le Canada”
- Lettre à un ami américain, Stéphane Laporte, La Presse, le 15 septembre 2026
Obesity
1. Blue Narcissus top 0.3%
2. Hrstrovokia top 0.4%
3. 
Tower Road top 2%
Middle: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena bottom 20%
Last: Kalix bottom 1%
World first: 
Cashdeer Pontbridge Islands
Nudist Dreamland 
Pencil Sharpeners top 0.02% (35th in world)
Gay Equality 
Shaddai top 33%
In Centre Street, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
In Typria, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
In 
River Rats, meat-eating is frowned upon.
Centre Street and Typria
Number One for obesity. So proud.
Human Development Index
1. Hrstrovokia top 0.9%
2. Bay Roberts top 4%
3. 
TheMaritimes top 5%
Middle: -Thanks-To Them- top 24%
Last: River Rats bottom 4%
World first: 
Corsaria Katasia
Nudist Dreamland 
Yannia top 0.03% (86th in world)
Gay Equality Quartzinne top 0.3%
In 
1943, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
In Centre Street, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
In Typria, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
Yannia and Centre Street
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