Population | 37.8 billion |
Capital | Hammurabi |
Leader | Sayyid Qutb |
Faith | Platonism |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | Quetzal |
The Territory of Deamonopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sayyid Qutb with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.8 billion Deamonopolii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammurabi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Deamonopolae economy, worth an astonishing 25,121 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 664,603 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deamonopolis's national animal is the Quetzal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Platonism.
Deamonopolis is ranked 19,028th in the world and 22nd in Greater Dienstad for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 266.51 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Deamonopolis, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
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Deamonopolis, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
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Deamonopolis, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : Following new legislation in
Deamonopolis, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
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Deamonopolis, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Deamonopolae nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
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Deamonopolis, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
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Deamonopolis, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
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Deamonopolis lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
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Deamonopolis, it is often said that only Sayyid Qutb could bring down Dàguó.
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Deamonopolis, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.