The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 40.014 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 15,942 trillion Cors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 398,418 Cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Corsaria is often a lifetime appointment, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 101^st in the world and 1^st in Katasia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 9,817.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.