The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 39.243 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 15,047 trillion Cors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 383,454 Cors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 1,384^th in the world and 3^rd in Katasia for Most Stationary, with 3,530.70607368 Days.