Population | 29.41 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.41 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 17,943 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 610,130 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,234,205 per year while the poor average 30,759, a ratio of 137 to 1.
The purgative quality of Cashdeerian cuisine is known across the globe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 306,935th in the world and 7th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -582.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cashdeer, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
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Cashdeer, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
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Cashdeer, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
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Cashdeer, the purgative quality of Cashdeerian cuisine is known across the globe.
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Cashdeer, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
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Cashdeer, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
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Cashdeer, government debts are financed through alchemy.
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Cashdeer, the collars keep falling off pet snakes.
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Cashdeer, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
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Cashdeer, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.