Population | 24.433 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.433 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 13,056 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 534,389 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,787,143 per year while the poor average 25,168, a ratio of 150 to 1.
Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 241,639th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -116.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cashdeer, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
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Cashdeer, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
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Cashdeer, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in
Cashdeer, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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Cashdeer, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
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Cashdeer, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
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Cashdeer, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
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Cashdeer, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
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Cashdeer, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
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Cashdeer, the Great Cashdeerian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.