WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Wadelhelpia (elected )
Founder: The Founder of Nudist Dreamland
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Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Maritimes, Haiku, Gay, Gay Equality, The Nudist Dreamland, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Bar on the corner of every region, Portugal, Hollow Point, LGBT University, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Nudeia, Wanderlust, Union of Democrats, House of Lancaster of Wessex, and 5 others.Ankh Morpork, Philosophers, Organization of United Sovereign States, Krillin, and Kingdom of Ramility.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Income Equality in Nudist Dreamland
World Census boffins calculated the difference in incomes between the richest and poorest citizens, where a score of 50 would mean that poor incomes are 50% of rich incomes.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 6,079th in the world for Most Income Equality.
|1.||The Free Land of Tubercular Sky||Left-wing Utopia||“Starving hysterical naked”|
|2.||The Free Land of Loveboys||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The last gyzym of consciousness”|
|3.||The Free Land of Teahead Joyride||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Stale beer afternoon”|
|4.||The Free Land of Windows of the Skull||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The supernatural darkness of cold-water flats”|
|5.||The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“We're crab people now?”|
|6.||The People's Republic of Cultistan||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Pay no attention to the powder I poured in your tea”|
|7.||The Protectorate of Luz Alta||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Buena cosa es tener amigos”|
|8.||The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club||Left-wing Utopia||“We love you, Joe.”|
|9.||The Free Land of Drunken Taxicabs||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Alarm clocks fell on their heads.”|
|10.||The Oceanus of Sharx||Left-wing Utopia||“Les requins tuent moins que les moustiques !”|
- : The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III arrived from Osiris.
- : The Republic of Breakfast at Milliways of the region Breakfast at Milliways proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Community of Valenceria arrived from Balder.
- : Embassy established between Kingdom of Ramility and Nudist Dreamland.
- : Puble infessineland ceased to exist.
- : Glenumbria ceased to exist.
- : The Kingdom of Awngthim arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy created a new regional poll: "Would you rather ? ".
- : The Founder of Nudist Dreamland agreed to construct embassies with Kingdom of Ramility.
- : The Free Land of Windows of the Skull arrived from Lazarus.
Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board
In Rainbow Beach, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
In PoorChoices, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
Friends of Dorothy’s national animal is the male, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
In Ever Always, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
In Pabloh, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
In Barely True, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
In Wailing Grannies, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
In Carefree Island, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
In Indecision, there's no such thing as a safe bet.
Suppose I should say something, otherwise it’s just Joe Joe Joe for days on end.
Anyway, I know from a family Zoom that in English-speaking Canada today is Victoria Day and in French-speaking Canada it’s La journée des patriotes. The first is in favour of Queen Victoria, the other celebrates a rebellion against Queen Victoria. Either way it’s a holiday.
Canadians, Happy Victoria Day. Canadiens, bonne Journée des Patriotes.
That’s a large milk and honey, please barman cutie, for everyone in the joint.
I like the disparity in reasons to celebrate. I'm all about that spiteful celebration stuff.
In Windows of the Skull, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
In Pabloh, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
In Drunken Taxicabs, prudishness is on the way out.
Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar
Here is your bonus question for a milk and honey, absolutely free ..
Who came back from the dead the other day?
a) Jesús from the car crash in Oviedo
b) Margaret Thatcher
c) Nelvana III
Whisper your answer in Sal’s ear. The answer is bound to be in the Book by now.
Get to Tommy’s NOW !!! There are only a few barstools left.
public service announcement
The correct answer is b), Margaret Thatcher. If it isn´t in the Book of Answers it ought to be.
(Please, Baroness Thatcher. Come back and bring some of the good old 1980s prosperity with you !)
How´s every one doing ?
I found this nice little quote by one of Ancient Rome´s most famous men, Cicero. He said. “Nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit.” No man would dance while sober, unless he is insane. I agree wholeheartedly.
I don´t feel like dancing anyway, despite my NS name. Going through a rough patch.
I´m in a dark, misanthropic mood, actually. I drew a short bande dessinée titled Dancing On Your Grave. It´s about a small boy in a wheelchair. He´s got no friends. The other children reject him and make fun of him.
One day he saw storm clouds gathering. And it rained. It rained Magnum .45 revolver handguns. And they started growing on a tree.
As the boy grew up he got better, stronger. Strong enough to stand on his own feet and pick a revolver from the revolver tree.
The boy and the handgun became good friends. One day the revolver smiled at the boy and told him
"What the other kids did to you was unfair and cruel. I can empower you to...you know..."
You can figure out the rest.
Dark as it is, someone actually liked it and there´s a good chance it´ll get published.
I think it's c), Nelvana III only because I've often look like I've been raised out of a pool of briny solution, only to realize it's Ramone, my hairdresser, trying to slap me awake after consuming too many edibles, waiting for the perm solution to curl my ever-so-hard-to-style mop of hair.
Whilst trying to rinse the solution out of my now burned hair, Ramone tries to kick away a copy of my Attitude and DNA magazines, so he may read them himself later. I haven't read them yet, especially the article about Mark Phelps announcing his engagement to NBA Star, Blake Griffin, who, inicidentally, was seceretly dating Stephen Curry, don'tcha know!
That’s an extra large milk and honey for Transexy, barman cutie por favor, filled to the top with your best champagne.
Thank you for news of famous gay hook-ups.
Dancing Dragons, dearest, Margaret Thatcher is one of my least favourite dead people, and it’s no to revolver trees, even for small boys in wheelchairs. Can’t he just zap them with bolts of lightning or turn them into silly lapdogs with a twitch of his nose?
You must be going through a rough patch if you don’t feel like dancing. Sorry to hear that. You are our favourite dragon, dancing or no.