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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Wadelhelpia (elected )

Founder: The Founder of Nudist Dreamland

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Most Nations: 293rd Most Rebellious Youth: 306th Nudest: 382nd+23
Most Cultured: 654th Most Compassionate Citizens: 758th Most Inclusive: 949th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 962nd Nicest Citizens: 962nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,025th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,148th Most Pacifist: 1,207th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,240th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,262nd Smartest Citizens: 1,324th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,425th Highest Food Quality: 1,518th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,566th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,604th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,855th Highest Economic Output: 1,875th Most Secular: 1,942nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,055th Healthiest Citizens: 2,094th Largest Governments: 2,109th Best Weather: 2,623rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,638th
World Factbook Entry

Nudist Dreamland is a relaxed state of mind. Everyone is welcome. Bienvenidos a todos.

Founded: 9 October 2007. La región fue fundada el 9 de octubre de 2007. Antes de eso éramos la región 000 Nudist Dreamland.

We speak freely here, but we mind our manners and do not indulge in racism or misogyny and we honour the spirit of the rainbow flag. żLibertad de expresión? Si por supuesto, pero con buenos modales. No al racismo, no a la misoginia y honramos a la bandera del arco iris. Amor y paz.

If you can be in the World Assembly, please endorse our Delegate. Por favor, todos apoyan a nuestro delegado

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    FactbookCulture by Joe McElderry Fan Club . 434 reads.

Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Maritimes, Haiku, Gay, Gay Equality, The Nudist Dreamland, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Bar on the corner of every region, Portugal, Hollow Point, LGBT University, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Nudeia, Wanderlust, Union of Democrats, House of Lancaster of Wessex, and 5 others.Ankh Morpork, Philosophers, Organization of United Sovereign States, Krillin, and Kingdom of Ramility.

Tags: Democratic, Featured, LGBT, Large, and Parody.

Regional Power: Moderate

Nudist Dreamland contains 68 nations, the 293rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Income Equality in Nudist Dreamland

World Census boffins calculated the difference in incomes between the richest and poorest citizens, where a score of 50 would mean that poor incomes are 50% of rich incomes.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 6,079th in the world for Most Income Equality.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of Tubercular SkyLeft-wing Utopia“Starving hysterical naked”
2.The Free Land of LoveboysScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The last gyzym of consciousness”
3.The Free Land of Teahead JoyrideScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Stale beer afternoon”
4.The Free Land of Windows of the SkullScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The supernatural darkness of cold-water flats”
5.The People's Woodlands of Nelvana IIIScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We're crab people now?”
6.The People's Republic of CultistanCorrupt Dictatorship“Pay no attention to the powder I poured in your tea”
7.The Protectorate of Luz AltaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Buena cosa es tener amigos”
8.The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan ClubLeft-wing Utopia“We love you, Joe.”
9.The Free Land of Drunken TaxicabsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Alarm clocks fell on their heads.”
10.The Oceanus of SharxLeft-wing Utopia“Les requins tuent moins que les moustiques !”
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Regional Happenings


Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board

Intelligence: First: Nelvana III top 0.04%. Second: Yannia top 0.05%. Third: The Nude Beach top 0.4% … Middle: Neu Spanland top 13% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (53rd from bottom in the world)

In Rainbow Beach, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.

In PoorChoices, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

Friends of Dorothy’s national animal is the male, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scientific Advancement: First: Nelvana III top 0.4%. Second: Yannia top 0.5%. Third: Pabloh top 2% … Middle: 528 top 25% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (70th from bottom in world)

In Ever Always, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.

In Pabloh, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.

In Barely True, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.

Beverage Sales: First: The Choir Boy top 0.8%. Second: Gay Parrot top 1%. Third: Nudist Dreamland top 2% … Middle: ChQ bottom 38% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (65th from bottom in world)

In Wailing Grannies, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

In Carefree Island, father-son fishing trips have been banned.

In Indecision, there's no such thing as a safe bet.

Suppose I should say something, otherwise it’s just Joe Joe Joe for days on end.

Anyway, I know from a family Zoom that in English-speaking Canada today is Victoria Day and in French-speaking Canada it’s La journée des patriotes. The first is in favour of Queen Victoria, the other celebrates a rebellion against Queen Victoria. Either way it’s a holiday.

Canadians, Happy Victoria Day. Canadiens, bonne Journée des Patriotes.

That’s a large milk and honey, please barman cutie, for everyone in the joint.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Either way it’s a holiday

I like the disparity in reasons to celebrate. I'm all about that spiteful celebration stuff.

Income Equality: First: Tubercular Sky top 0.3%. Second: Loveboys top 2%. Third: Teahead Joyride top 2% … Middle: Icarianna top 18% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0% (33rd from bottom in world)

In Windows of the Skull, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.

In Pabloh, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.

In Drunken Taxicabs, prudishness is on the way out.

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a milk and honey, absolutely free ..

Who came back from the dead the other day?

a) Jesús from the car crash in Oviedo

b) Margaret Thatcher

c) Nelvana III

Whisper your answer in Sal’s ear. The answer is bound to be in the Book by now.

Get to Tommy’s NOW !!! There are only a few barstools left.

public service announcement

The correct answer is b), Margaret Thatcher. If it isn´t in the Book of Answers it ought to be.
(Please, Baroness Thatcher. Come back and bring some of the good old 1980s prosperity with you !)

How´s every one doing ?
I found this nice little quote by one of Ancient Rome´s most famous men, Cicero. He said. “Nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit.” No man would dance while sober, unless he is insane. I agree wholeheartedly.
I don´t feel like dancing anyway, despite my NS name. Going through a rough patch.
I´m in a dark, misanthropic mood, actually. I drew a short bande dessinée titled Dancing On Your Grave. It´s about a small boy in a wheelchair. He´s got no friends. The other children reject him and make fun of him.

One day he saw storm clouds gathering. And it rained. It rained Magnum .45 revolver handguns. And they started growing on a tree.
As the boy grew up he got better, stronger. Strong enough to stand on his own feet and pick a revolver from the revolver tree.
The boy and the handgun became good friends. One day the revolver smiled at the boy and told him
"What the other kids did to you was unfair and cruel. I can empower you know..."

You can figure out the rest.
Dark as it is, someone actually liked it and there´s a good chance it´ll get published.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a milk and honey, absolutely free ..

Who came back from the dead the other day?

a) Jesús from the car crash in Oviedo

b) Margaret Thatcher

c) Nelvana III

Whisper your answer in Sal’s ear. The answer is bound to be in the Book by now.

Get to Tommy’s NOW !!! There are only a few barstools left.

public service announcement

I think it's c), Nelvana III only because I've often look like I've been raised out of a pool of briny solution, only to realize it's Ramone, my hairdresser, trying to slap me awake after consuming too many edibles, waiting for the perm solution to curl my ever-so-hard-to-style mop of hair.

Whilst trying to rinse the solution out of my now burned hair, Ramone tries to kick away a copy of my Attitude and DNA magazines, so he may read them himself later. I haven't read them yet, especially the article about Mark Phelps announcing his engagement to NBA Star, Blake Griffin, who, inicidentally, was seceretly dating Stephen Curry, don'tcha know!

That’s an extra large milk and honey for Transexy, barman cutie por favor, filled to the top with your best champagne.

Thank you for news of famous gay hook-ups.

Dancing Dragons, dearest, Margaret Thatcher is one of my least favourite dead people, and it’s no to revolver trees, even for small boys in wheelchairs. Can’t he just zap them with bolts of lightning or turn them into silly lapdogs with a twitch of his nose?

You must be going through a rough patch if you don’t feel like dancing. Sorry to hear that. You are our favourite dragon, dancing or no.

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