The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.09 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,738 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Days begin with afternoon tea, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 5,647^th in the world and 6^th in Nudist Dreamland for Rudest Citizens, with 134.61 Insults Per Minute.