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Most Cultured: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Developed: 29th
The Nudist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur
Influence
Envoy
Head of Fireworks & Zombie Defence
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yannia

Population35.09 billion

CapitalYannsborg
LeaderYann Herman VI
FaithDrakonism

CurrencyStöyvër
AnimalGreen Wyvern

The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.09 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,738 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Days begin with afternoon tea, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 5,647th in the world and 6th in Nudist Dreamland for Rudest Citizens, with 134.61 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Cultured: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Developed: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 30thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndLargest Welfare Programs: 43rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47thMost Cheerful Citizens: 55thMost Advanced Public Education: 69thMost Advanced Public Transport: 69thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rdSmartest Citizens: 88thNicest Citizens: 89thMost Compassionate Citizens: 132ndLargest Governments: 163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182ndMost Inclusive: 185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210thSafest: 236thHighest Economic Output: 259thMost Beautiful Environments: 264thMost Secular: 466thMost Efficient Economies: 473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 521stMost Pacifist: 551stLargest Populations: 939thHighest Average Incomes: 1,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,183rdTop
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Best Weather: 2,946thLowest Crime Rates: 4,559thRudest Citizens: 5,647thNudest: 7,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,475thMost Stationary: 8,385thTop
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Most Influential: 13,548thHighest Drug Use: 17,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,297thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,639th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Yannia lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Yannia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, days begin with afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yannians.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.

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