The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.965 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 14,104 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 361,981 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, all the playground's a stage for Yannian schoolchildren, and Yann Herman VI's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 40^th in the world and 1^st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 456 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.