The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.747 billion Yannians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 10,967 trillion Stüvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 334,903 Stüvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 274^th in the world and 3^rd in Nudist Dreamland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,450.85 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.