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Most Cultured: 7th Least Corrupt Governments: 12th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th
The Nudist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yannia

Population29.235 billion

CapitalYannsborg
LeaderYann Herman VI
FaithDrakonism

CurrencyStvr
AnimalGreen Wyvern

The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.235 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth a remarkable 9,107 trillion Stvrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 311,534 Stvrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 30,890th in the world and 15th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Cultured: 7thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24thMost Advanced Public Education: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Rebellious Youth: 50thMost Developed: 67thMost Advanced Public Transport: 68thSmartest Citizens: 72ndNicest Citizens: 79thMost Cheerful Citizens: 87thMost Compassionate Citizens: 97thLongest Average Lifespans: 103rdLargest Governments: 124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 125thMost Inclusive: 150thMost Efficient Economies: 161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212thHighest Poor Incomes: 260thSafest: 278thHighest Economic Output: 315thMost Beautiful Environments: 392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 852ndMost Pacifist: 888thLargest Populations: 1,036thHighest Average Incomes: 1,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,356thTop
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Most Secular: 1,759thLowest Crime Rates: 3,024thNudest: 4,939thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,047thBest Weather: 6,300thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,490thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,987thMost Stationary: 15,445thMost Influential: 16,644th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Yannia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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