Population | 44.408 billion |
Capital | Yannsborg |
Leader | Yann Herman VI |
Faith | Drakonism |
Currency | Stöyvër |
Animal | Green Wyvern |
The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.408 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 16,371 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,672 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.
Yannia is ranked 67th in the world and 1st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 15,545.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Yannsborg Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the Yannian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.