The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.689 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 13,215 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 360,208 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, concussed Green Wyvernball players cannot remember their lineup position, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 7,729^th in the world and 10^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Stationary, with 1,971.6654048 Days.