The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.346 billion Yannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 12,546 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 354,973 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 223,085^th in the world and 56^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.