by Max Barry

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Haiku RMB
Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Luminous Kingdom of New Quanta (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Rebellious Youth: 416th Largest Black Market: 531st Most Compassionate Citizens: 605th+11
Most Cultured: 620th Nicest Citizens: 633rd Most Nations: 842nd Most Inclusive: 950th Nudest: 994th Smartest Citizens: 1,072nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,081st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,204th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,373rd Highest Economic Output: 1,385th Healthiest Citizens: 1,780th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Novus Universale, Gay Equality, Conservative League, Kitain, The Average Confederacy, and 26 others.Winterfell, The Second Union of Atlantic Nations, United Defense Directorate, The Realm of Chaos, Chinese Republic, Pyandonea, Nadeyatsya, The Embassy, Esamir, Auretania, The Socialist States of the Philippines, United Countries of NationStates, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, East of West, Bear Country, Solid Kingdom, Dispatchia, Homelands, The Bar on the corner of every region, Nenhuria, Serendipity, STCE PONG CLUB, Kyronius, and The Delegation of Gallifrey.

Tags: Featured, Social, Commended, Casual, Medium, and Democratic.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 19 nations, the 842nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Haiku

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 3,851st in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Luminous Kingdom of New QuantaNew York Times Democracy“God Knows...”
2.The Participatory Democracy of NinjitsUtopiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Healing unity; liberation for justice-peace immaculate!”
3.The Svet Colony of SurnaviaNew York Times Democracy“Through dark clouds, shine bright hopes.”
4.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
5.The Free Land of Mel0niaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bis vivit qui bene vivit.”
6.The Backward Republic of UkiahFather Knows Best State“Three lines, no waiting!”
7.The シャンこんにちは愚痴 of The Highland RowtharInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Harsh punishment to the computational linguists.”
8.The United Archipelago of Chelsea the AwesomeScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Shhh. Only legislations now.”
9.The Empire of ABBALeft-Leaning College State“Money, Money, Money! It's a rich man's world!”
10.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

I live somewhere hot,
Neighbours have dogs but not me,
I walk with people


Most conservative
In Haiku is Thistledom -
Nothing else to say

Have been raided - how funny!
The first raid I've cheered!

NinjitsUtopia and Ukiah

The Most Secular -
Naked Friends and Thistledom;
Without sky fairies.


happy four twenty!
may you be high all day long.
peace to you, one love


Street Car Takeover
Where modified cars collect
With bragging rights earned.

I'll bring Miata
Nineteen Ninety in Matte Red
She is a beauty.

Naked Friends and Logophilia Lyricalia

It's Monday morning
Full of hope for the new week
What's happened to me!


What a new week brings,
Remains mystery to us,
And lets hopes run wild.

Naked Friends

Charmless and ghastly nation -
Well done, Thistledom!

Hmm. Floreria
Has off the mortal coil
Shuffled once again.

Check in when you're back,
We mark the passage of time
By your refoundings!

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