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Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Warcracy of Tanou (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 418th Most Cultured: 470th Most Nations: 710th+26
Largest Black Market: 713th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 768th Most Inclusive: 872nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,000th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,017th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,054th Nicest Citizens: 1,084th Highest Economic Output: 1,126th Nudest: 1,140th Smartest Citizens: 1,229th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,250th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,527th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,571st Highest Poor Incomes: 1,787th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,874th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,930th Healthiest Citizens: 1,966th Largest Governments: 1,983rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,043rd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,080th Highest Average Incomes: 2,238th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,239th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,243rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,251st Most Influential: 2,298th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,351st
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Conservative League, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, The Embassy, and 33 others.Esamir, Auretania, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Bear Country, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, The Bear Country, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, The Nordics, Lardyland, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, MentosLand, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Scania, The New North West, Castocium, Dream Land, Edmundian Empire, Region of Poe, Europe but better, and Philippines.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 22 nations, the 710th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Haiku

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 8,209th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Haikus of MashmaruAnarchy“Five. Seven. Five.”
2.The Romantic Fruit Merchants of Goblin MarketCapitalizt“Apples and Quinces, Lemons and Oranges, Plump Cherries”
3.The Esprit de Corps of The SnazzylandsFather Knows Best State“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
4.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
5.The Republic of TanuoAnarchy“A World of Haiku. One Day.”
6.The Commensality of TezyumCivil Rights Lovefest“Strength Through Unity”
7.The Card and Haiku Puppet of FuentanacardsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Haiku equals happy”
8.The Warcracy of TanouLeft-wing Utopia“By the People. For the People.”
9.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsPsychotic Dictatorship“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
10.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheMother Knows Best State“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

Yesterday, Sonnel,
my home region was founded
seven years ago!

Drawkland wrote:Yesterday, Sonnel,
my home region was founded
seven years ago!

Why not open the champagne
and have a party!

Fireworks, food and beer
Many cheers send across space
Sonnel turned seven

Naked Friends wrote:Congratulations!
Why not open the champagne
and have a party!

Tanou wrote:Fireworks, food and beer
Many cheers send across space
Sonnel turned seven

You all are so kind!
Your well wishes are more than

I intended to
announce it the day itself,
I partied instead.

Can you imagine
horses living in the wild
never met humans

Equine Pioneers
Forging their own dominion
Galloping freely

Politically Free:
Nowhere more than Tanuo,
Congratulations !

Horses ranging free
Majestic untamed creatures
Once they had fingers

be free like the wind
be free like the morning sun
like a jet airplane

A double dactyl
is difficult to conceive,
following the rules


Haikus however are
passably easy to
write or to conjure;
whatever you want

Not too restrictive for
Likely to please your most
favorite aunt.

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