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Governor: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

WA Delegate (non-executive): The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 279th Most Cultured: 391st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 515th+31
Most Compassionate Citizens: 593rd Nicest Citizens: 599th Most Inclusive: 659th Most Beautiful Environments: 693rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 818th Most Nations: 859th Largest Black Market: 878th Largest Publishing Industry: 938th Highest Economic Output: 943rd Smartest Citizens: 964th Highest Food Quality: 1,004th Best Weather: 1,089th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,126th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,224th Healthiest Citizens: 1,236th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,269th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,363rd Largest Governments: 1,454th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,469th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,490th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,589th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,822nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,838th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,864th Highest Average Incomes: 1,926th Most Devout: 2,017th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,079th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,120th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,284th Most Influential: 2,587th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,754th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay


Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Sonnel, and 29 others.Imperium of the Wolf, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Edmundian Empire, Europe but better, Zentari, The Embassy, Fredonia, Philosophers, Ulthar, The Agents of SHIELD, Freshness, T2R, Seven To Many, GOOD BOIs, Key Results Union, Just relax, True Waskaria, and Southern Equatorial Council.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 24 nations, the 859th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Haiku

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 7,814th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
2.The Backward Republic of UkiahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Three lines, no waiting!”
3.The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopiaDemocratic Socialists“LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat”
4.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsFather Knows Best State“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
5.The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia LyricaliaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
6.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
7.The Community of HaikustanDemocratic Socialists“A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!”
8.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheLibertarian Police State“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”
9.The Endless Epics of RhymeScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku”
10.The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic SoldierPsychotic Dictatorship“UwU this nation got slapped recently”
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Haiku Regional Message Board

Titiwu wrote:Productivity
Checked five things off my checklist
Time to lollygag

I can lollygag
without being productive -
I have no checklist.

Titiwu wrote:Productivity
Checked five things off my checklist
Time to lollygag

Naked Friends wrote:I can lollygag
without being productive -
I have no checklist.

My lollygagging
IS productive. You folks lack
Imagination.

There is always noise,
hammers banging, kids crying;
time for the earphones.

I have forgotten
My dear feline nation-state,
But I remembered.

On a lukewarm day
Memory came back to me
Oh, great Kattenland!

I was joking with
A friend, who laughed and said I
Was a "piece of work".

Was I insulted?
No, but I'd rather be a
"Piece of play" instead.

A neighbour’s light burns
outside the front door, daytime,
that’s all that is wrong.

Kattenland wrote:I have forgotten
My dear feline nation-state,
But I remembered [...]

The best things in life,
as with the most important,
involve NationStates.

Well, that's not quite true...
If there's one thing more sacred,
it's pets - mainly cats.

A new Forest quiz
Embassy regions can join
Rules and questions here

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Forest Trivia Rules

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Trivia Rules

The questions will be released every Saturday

These questions will be in the style of the popular quiz show, Only Connect

I shall post the dispatch with the questions in on the RMB

From that point onwards everyone, residents of forest or embassy regions, has One Week to answer the questions

Answers Must be submitted by Telegram

Only Telegram submissions will be accepted. Any answers posted on the RMB will be suppressed.


Results

After the week has concluded, I shall release the answers to the previous week's questions in the same dispatch.

There will also be explanations as to how you could have reached the answers, in case anyone is interested

Alongside this, there shall be a two leaderboards compiled. One weekly leaderboard and one overall leaderboard.


Prizes!

The person who gets the most correct answers each week will receive an epic or another rarity card equal to 1.00 DV

At the end of each month, the person at the top of the overall leaderboard shall receive a legendary!

The person who is at the top of the overall leaderboard at the end of the term, shall receive a grand prize of 5 legendaries!


Helpful Tips

If you don't know the answer, just have a guess! There's no harm in having an educated guess, you might just be right!

Watch out for a word question! If the clues seem so random that you just can't find a connection, it could be that it's a word question! The words themselves could be the connection!

If you aren't sure about the answer to the question, when you're submitting them, try to explain your thinking to me! If your thinking is correct but you don't quite get the answer, you'll get half of a point. They all count in the long run!

Take your time! There's no rush... You have a week to answer the questions so you have plenty of time to think and trivialise!

And most importantly...

Have fun!

Read dispatch


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Forest Trivia Week One

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Question 1 -

What is the connection between these four seemingly random clues?

- Brezhnev

- Andropov

- Gorbachev

- Medvedev


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Question 2 -

What is the connection between these four seemingly random clues?

- Armourers

- Legends

- Headlights

- Kneeling


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Question 3 -

What would come 4th in this sequence?

- Laura

- Michelle

- Melania

- ?


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Question 4 -

What would come 4th in this sequence?

- Earth

- Wind

- Fire

- ?


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Question 5; DOUBLE POINTS! -

What would come 4th in this sequence?

- Skateboarding

- Speed Climbing

- Surfing

- ?


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