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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Patriotic: 25thLargest Black Market: 25th
The Yugoslav Federative Republic of
Corporate Police State
Права хришћанска земља
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hrstrovokia

Population30.916 billion

CapitalBelgrade
LeaderPresident Radovan Gojković

CurrencyDinar
AnimalReconstituted Chicken

The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.916 billion Jugoslavijans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 23,301 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 753,710 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,267,911 per year while the poor average 195,406, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders President Radovan Gojković wears an armoured gauntlet, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 1,472nd in the world and 2nd in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,880.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Patriotic: 25thLargest Black Market: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 66thHighest Economic Output: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 130thLowest Crime Rates: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213thLargest Governments: 233rdMost Secular: 361stMost Efficient Economies: 377thMost Subsidized Industry: 390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 398thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 467thLargest Insurance Industry: 477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 489thLargest Information Technology Sector: 521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 598thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 740thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 746thRudest Citizens: 795thLargest Retail Industry: 890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 922ndSmartest Citizens: 925thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,336thMost Developed: 2,457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,826thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,100thFattest Citizens: 3,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,239thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,366thTop
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Most Influential: 18,772ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,891st
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, when shaking hands with foreign leaders President Radovan Gojković wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Hrstrovokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.

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