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Largest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st
The Slavo-Serbian Republic of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Hrstrovokia

Population27.381 billion

CapitalVogoslavgrad
LeaderPresident Radovan Gojković

CurrencyDinar
AnimalReconstituted Chicken

The Slavo-Serbian Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.381 billion Hrstrovokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogoslavgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 17,327 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 632,827 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,053,088 per year while the poor average 76,261, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, foreign governments regularly accuse the Hrstrovokian military of war crimes, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 25,190th in the world and 4th in The Maritimes for Most Extreme, scoring 35.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thLargest Mining Sector: 109thHighest Economic Output: 110thHighest Average Incomes: 119thMost Corrupt Governments: 195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195thLowest Crime Rates: 227thLargest Governments: 285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 407thMost Subsidized Industry: 410thMost Secular: 462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 521stMost Efficient Economies: 654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 808thMost Avoided: 859thLargest Agricultural Sector: 923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,077thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,314thSmartest Citizens: 1,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,848thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,923rdMost Developed: 1,972ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,986thLargest Populations: 3,272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,641stLargest Retail Industry: 8,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,451stHealthiest Citizens: 11,089thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,014thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,657th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Hrstrovokian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Hrstrovokia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, President Radovan Gojković's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the term "Native Hrstrovokian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.

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