The Republic of Sazakia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 116 million Sazakians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Sazakian economy, worth 7.07 trillion Kriks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,915 Kriks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, lending money has become a major liability, and Sazakian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sazakia's national animal is the Capybara.

Sazakia is ranked 233,139^th in the world and 4,809^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.99 law-abiding acts per hour.