The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.329 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth a remarkable 8,207 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 403,744 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Zavean sovereign territory, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zavea is ranked 136,656^th in the world and 3,930^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 192 billion Standard Monetary Units.