Population | 27.073 billion |
Capital | Oured |
Leader | Prime Minister Langley |
Currency | Zavean Standard Dollar |
Animal | Angel Dove |
The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.073 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 12,454 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 460,016 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Zavea is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 1,446 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, Zavea has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Zavea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Zavea, nations that kill a Zavean can expect a strongly worded letter.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 62 » Farrakhan, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Masters86, Crazy Firemen, Lederland, Beezertopia, Maazalik, Emeseses, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, East Gia Newskers, Alcrestia Liakar, Singu1arity, Arkhane, Aeritania, Razorback, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, Rubian Empire, Hyponichtmallieturam, TorNaGul, Fauzjhia, Cleo and Topaz, New Anarchisticstan, Nyogatene, Foraldn, POPULICA, Extebly, Arinteriswith, Xenial, Saavir Yuvon, Franluxin, Federated Ugasque Countries, Shuddera, Precisely Nothing, Chocolatistan, Iskusia, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Arctic Lands, Syndicasia, Stralfcyde, Stal Valley, Orcuo, Ignormus, Andavarast, Nation6, Rathesia, and 12 others.Europeasia, Gartohol, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, ThePlace, XW5RULEZ, Estonian crown, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, Trade of Lemon, and Lotoslovalkia.