The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.568 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 13,560 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,661 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Zavean as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zavea is ranked 316,040^th in the world and 6,454^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -1469.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.