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Rudest Citizens: 575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 614thMost Influential: 1,911th
The Democratic Republic of
Anarchy
You Can stop progress
Emperor Penguin
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Chocolatistan

Population2.12 billion

CapitalCacao town
LeaderEmperor Penguin
FaithCult of the violet-eyed penguin

Currencyfenomenal fiat flippo
Animalpenguin

The Democratic Republic of Chocolatistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Penguin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.12 billion Chocolatistani live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth 497 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,699 fenomenal fiat flippoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,507 per year while the poor average 36,197, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Tabloids coo over Emperor Penguin's expected child, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chocolatistan's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the violet-eyed penguin.

Chocolatistan is ranked 72,799th in the world and 45th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 366.5845223302 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 614thMost Influential: 1,911thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,251stLargest Retail Industry: 2,468thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,572ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,934thMost Efficient Economies: 4,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,561stHighest Average Incomes: 4,757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,853rdSmartest Citizens: 6,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,060thMost Armed: 10,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,296thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,334thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,258thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,006thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,397thMost Developed: 14,966thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,251stLargest Black Market: 16,205thMost Secular: 18,717thMost Inclusive: 18,735thHighest Food Quality: 19,070thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,834thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,465thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,971stLargest Insurance Industry: 23,040thHighest Drug Use: 23,683rdMost Politically Free: 24,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,579th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Chocolatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, tabloids coo over Emperor Penguin's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, tourists flock from around the world to see Chocolatistan's famed 'rainbow slums'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, water fights now end with thousands dead.

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