by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 966thRudest Citizens: 1,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557th
The Democratic Republic of
Home of the coolest bird on NationStates
Emperor Penguin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.209 billion

CapitalCacao town
LeaderEmperor Penguin
FaithCult of the violet-eyed penguin

Currencyfenomenal fiat flippo

The Democratic Republic of Chocolatistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Penguin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.209 billion Chocolatistani live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth 226 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,306 fenomenal fiat flippoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,410 per year while the poor average 12,984, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Chocolatistan, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, Chocolatistan isn't what it used to be, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime is well under control. Chocolatistan's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of the violet-eyed penguin.

Chocolatistan is ranked 243,780th in the world and 343rd in Lands End for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.18 Whatever.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 966thRudest Citizens: 1,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,017thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,795thLargest Retail Industry: 3,044thMost Influential: 3,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,298thHighest Average Incomes: 8,390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,820thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,197thSmartest Citizens: 10,279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,855thTop
Most Armed: 13,632ndMost Developed: 16,917thMost Inclusive: 17,787thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,488thHighest Food Quality: 20,453rdMost Pro-Market: 20,525thMost Secular: 20,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,303rdLargest Governments: 22,250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,727thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,814th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chocolatistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Assisted Suicide Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, Chocolatistan isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Chocolatistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
  • : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Kieralva.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 105 » Antarctican Immagrants, Deims Kir, TESDAI, Lippeland, Bonnie Blue Republic, Canasius, Neo URSS, Nordhpadhan, FrendLEEistan, Nadal Mobianordia, Bicala, Mitte Harchilania, Greater Drenthe, Tarradal, Hollip, South-Central Rhodesia, Friedmanica, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Disnk, Kathricore, Ruwan Islands, Rixurian Conglomerate, Hansa Federation, Altnia, The Stupendous Rebellion, New Tussia, Authoritism, Arstotskiano, 3 Islands Of The East Pacific, Peacockastan, Great Octavia, George-Harian, Raffleston, The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, Elshwaer, Hazbin demons, Artevenia, Singhapala Bisaya, Mabufudyne, United villages of eisbutch, Jizue Isles, Schabinur, Stutzist, Khezite Mandali, Normianm Empire, Afro Tribes, McGimpsey, Sluckyoma, Ansoku, Micalandia, and 55 others.Fandreida, Chicho Loco, Thaltopia, Ha Tsan, Holy Virus empire, Byth Aldoms, Sacara, Earthern Alliance, Baja Sunset, The Federation of Spokane, Venninak, Ofrus, The Lits, Islancientionrorne, Dolplandia, Romicland, Hooseria Magna, Legoa, The National Killing, Hopp Och Fred, Yemeria, No-Judge Zone, Okahio, Pantsville, Pyatingrad, Zwadda, The britanic, Emu Republics, Islandeaniumland, Romaniya, Ancapiasta, Rofokaldiya, The Most Cool Place, Ferrizomin, Cilus, Ichirokuhachi, AndSR, J Class, Turnipy, Oceanice, Chantor, Nation of Orchid, Fla Lord, Manrillingasionistos, Allor II, Ussko, Uranians, Eristavia, Binchy, Anutia, Feet people, Northern Seperated Krakenwarf, Lvneel, Less Gay Canada, and Kieralva.

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