by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 10,674th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodIron Fist Consumerists“Peace through Power”
2.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
3.The Truly Free State of Western ScientificumAnarchy“That's your own problem!”
4.The Former UwU's republic of OwOistanCompulsory Consumerist State“OwO What's this?”
5.The Ultimate Evil Corporation of MarnadyPsychotic Dictatorship“You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed”
6.The Strex Corp Subsidiary of RestorzaCorporate Police State“Freedom costs money”
7.The Commonwealth of MonianoliFather Knows Best State“In Money we trust”
8.The Republic of YsargaCorporate Bordello“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
9.The Free Land of Kitten-eatersCorporate Bordello“Fried kittens are tasty”
10.The Democratic Republic of Anar landInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Freedom”
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